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Hahaha! Snack size Dave is a goner!

That station may have interviewed a chicken, but you guys reported the story.

As a gay man… I HATE the Rainbow Festival. Too many flaming queens and drama!!!

Good job Sean! I have a John Deere backhoe you can use, cause the hole ur digging a regular shovel won’t work now.

Dont feel bad. I totally felt barbies boobies too.

Confession: I get more sad watching those Sarah McLachlan abused animals commercials than the starving children commercials!

I saw a homeless guy w a sign that said “im not gonna lie, its for beer” i laughed so hard i gave him $…lol

Heidi lost her boobs!!!

Seen Spread? Sounds Like Ashton took his work home with him…..

I’m a cheap friend. Ill settle for $500!!! I even have a sob story too!

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Single Army Stud-Dad here new to Sac love the show and thing Jamie is HOT. However, I never would of thunk she looked that HOT from her voice sexY!!

Shut the bummer up tell her to do a shot and stop complaining

Haha, ive faked cancer to a friend, but thats just cause im crazy and a liar

I once told a girl I was gay as a last resort to get her interested in me. We finally hooked up 3 years later but I couldn’t convince her it was just a lie.

shawn sounds like a tool bag and won’t let his kid have any fun or be a kid… lighten up dude!

They should have a test to see if you are mature enough to drink and you can get a drinking license just like a drivers license that can taken away if you abuse it.

So Sean can tell his son to call him when he gets aroused but can’t handle how to tell the kid how to deal with alcohol?

Is it just me or does andy sound extra gay without ryan there?

Scare the crap out of kids. Show every news story of kids dying or killing or hurting others… They r going to drink no matter what u say. Drown them in reality.

Lmao! Double rainbow…great this will be stuck n my head all day! Thanks guys!!

Cmon Jaimi, did you really think anyone listening to Your show would really be against smoking reefers and gettin blazed. Cmon jaimi!

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I think Andy should do the show in Hank hills voice from now on.

And you thought Ryan was the cause of the disfunctional morning show.

just remembered y I can’t listen to ur show while the kids r in the car. U said masterbate and now I have to explain that word to my 9&4 year old daugh

Ookie cookie and dirty dorito

I used to think I had tricked everyone into thinking had boobies when I was 5. I used to wad up toilet paper and stick it into my ballet leotard. And my mom used to let me go out in public like that!

I watch football and iam a female my wife watches it with me and for the record we are both 120lbs lol we yell at the tv its our favorite season

I am a HUGE football fan! My husband is not in to sports at all so I am the one drinking beer and yelling at the TV. Lol

Just call it manhandling monday and all is good

Why do guys think it’s ok to ask girls if they are shaved, have a landing strip or are rocking a bush? A guy friend asked over the weekend. Um we’re just friend

Oh shut up Andy, u r offically not normal anymore

yeah its testicle talk with jamie in the morning.

My mother would put me in a kid harness and tie me to a tree in the back yard when I was a toddler

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Ryans a homo and he’s my favorite!

The end of the flintstone song says well have a gay old time, how right on is that

Oh im going to miss ryan. Do you have to go? Ca likes gays more than any other state!

Caption: hey big boy want to watch me shake off this pizza?

I always thought u guys were saying Cow expo…. Obviously I don’t live in Sacromento, listening to that commercial it’s Cal Expo isn’t it?

I love that Ryan sings both parts and changes his voice forthe girl parts hahahaha

I have another song to play…. Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye!!!

Yay! It’s the Ryan Beeman Show featuring Jamie White

Hey Ryan your gay for leaving man

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There is nothing fun about fun sized!

My roommate sent me a text saying she will never eat banana pudding again but strangly i am now craving it.

I think the show would be more fun if you drank.

Reading memos on the air should be a weekly segment! i am sure we would all get a good laugh cuz i am sure many of them are…stupid.

I’m 26 and still sleep w/my teddy bear 4 comfort & my husband hates it

My boyfriend is in Korea. I have a shirt that still smells like him and ill smell it every so often.

Wat do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like hell because she has a grenade in her mouth!

I keep a bottle of jack in the center of my table…that gives me comfort!!!

I love how Andy just started P90X and he’s eating whole pizza’s……

So who’s going to tend the farm with Ryan gone?

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Dave sounds stoned

Its no longer award winning traffic

Please punch Ryan every time he says “right

what are the two sexiest farm animals? brown chiken brown cow

My mother-in-law has been divorced 3 times and I can’t help but think about what a quack she is anytime she wants to give relationship advice.

I tuned in late this morning. Did you start talking about “stick-shifts?” I suspect I know what that is, but I want to make sure

Ryan, hey i googled ryan keylee cause i wanted to see her picture and the only one i found is a porn star that escorts in san jose mmmmmm

Brian may get sex every night but he sounds like a sensitive homo that has given up his man card.

I friggin wish I had sex every night! My man is alittle older than me & can’t hang!

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A horrible end? Was there a good start?

How do ryans parents not know he’s gay when he goes tanning back home?

If you wanna lose the audiences respect, use words like coinkeedinkee.

I always used to think it was farmesan cheese, not parmesan

Protest single women that flirt with me because i have money

You know if you shaved justins hair you would have a shaved beiber!

Ryan when you go back to Ohio are you going to keep tanning or go back to a white country boy?

I was sooooo happy my husband had his fantasy football draft Saturday cause I knew he would be gone all day

I wake up she has to talk down my morning wood.

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Hay andy ur big wiener does not do u any good in the red river ;-( bill reverse cowgirl

This guy who talked about his long slong 24/7 so i had to find out… He was right it was ginormous! But what a big fat long gurthy fail! He didnt know where to put it or how to work it. Laaaaammme!

Is it wanker wednesday? Enough with the c^#^ talk, I don’t want to visualize Andys soup can anymore

U guys r super hilarious 2 day! I luv whn u hve penis talk!

Lets get Jamies opinion, Andy, she’s see a lot of weiner….

I wear one of those its a huge relief down there and feels a lot better… And I’m not huge but bigger than 6inch hahaha …. Me wiener can’t be suffocated!!! Hahaha …I love you guys for talking about that so just because its fits around a diet coke can RYAN doesn’t mean it feels good around your wien

Magnum condums are much more comfortable for “girthy” guys

My husband is a bit femme because his favorite movie is the sound of music and he makes me build the Ikea furniture!!!!

Wonder who’s husband dresses up like Hitler? Anyone? Anyone?

oh ryan im going to miss you so much. Who else has the same drinking practices as me lol!

I think u should quit lookin for wallets and try a real man an not a dorky CEO,doctor, or dentist

Ur friend is a dirty hooker

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What Applebees is Ryan working at?

Just like zebra ass square. He should pay for the police responding.

Thanks for that…i thoght bm stood for boxed muffins…totally cleared that up…wow

Damn now where r they gays gonna find everyday low prices!!

Listen to big man russ…..i dont ask fpr sex i just slip her a rufee and go to town

Did everyone wear their lucky zebra-striped underwear today?

So why r women acting like the r sexless beings….is the clitoris just a prop??? Dont women need sex just as much as men??? Please shine light on this

I guess women are just sneaky enough to get some from someone else…like TLC say….they just creep….it all makes sense now

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Jamie’s love of dildoes kinda explains her choice in men

Good thing the Zebras were not at Cal Expo. Other wise the Cal Expo police would’ve shot them

Ryan, why don’t you try to get a job on a gay cruise ship.

You have to drop in the herpes clip n this song!

Do you ever think you’re teaching listeners bad things?

I’m confused. Isn’t one of the reasons ryan’s leaving is because he’s spent most of his 20s getting up early? Why the heck is he going to another morning show

That sally chick is a bitch! I love her.

Ryan “f” everyone who doesn’t support you. If you want to fall on your face that’s your decision. If you become homeless or something who cares

Ryan, don’t pull a dunkleman he’s the guy who cohosted American idol the first season. now he does nothing!

Are you going to replace ryan with another gay boy?