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Im curious about who all on the show has been to jail and why?

She had a second baby cuz crazy sex is the best sex. Right rene?

Can Jamie do that voice again which sounds like that english baby from family guy? ) it’s, funny hehe!!

My ex said this: She was a virgin and wanted me to be her first. Like a dumbass I took him back

Someone please quick punch andy very hard in the genitals. THEN he can play the game “I said my life was perfect-now I can’t have kids” thanks 4 playing!

CRICKETS 4 JAMIE!!! Ryan get with the program perfect chance to get jamie back for all ur crickets. COME OOONNN..

Why does it seem like Jamie’s relationship advice always involves coming up with the best lie to tell your partner?

You look hot in that bathing suit Jamie,

If u ever wanna get laid again keep ur mouth shut!!! Cause later on in the bedroom u’ll here it “dont touch me im fat remember

2 weeks after my wife had a baby, we went to a comedy show & she wore a fitted dress & I didn’t say anything bout her stomach. The comedian made fun of her.

No more feeling sorry for Hope. She has a single guy right here who’s tried to take her out….lol

U should do the lips everyman likes D.S.L’s!!!

Lol, i have been leaning at my cubicle.

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I have never actually felt sick to my stomach from listening to the radio before… Till today! Sadly it makes me wanna listen more…

Tiger could get a restraing order, but I would love to see all the mistresses have thier own cheering section. Andy is such a chicj.

Jamie u r the only reason me or anyone gets up before 12 u rock jordan

uThey should play how to ditch the wife or how to have an affair cuz the guy thats being that tortured before the wedding is going to be miserable after that

M&m’s melt in your bra

My husband calls the food that I find in my brA left overs.

Andy do you drink a 40 on MLK day

Hope is the new Hebrew Hammer!!!!

he said that girl was as big as a bear!!

Guys that file sex hasrrament are married guys

That is the funniest visual I have ever had listening to radio. Thank you

STUPID BEAVER!!!!

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U should tell karey to SHUT her trap & quit worrying about others. She should worry about keeping her b/f happy b4 he becomes the new TIGER OR JESSY!!!

Jaime if ur birth year is correcto ur a Monkee have u chek out a Dragon? 4 dating?

Carrie sounds cowish. She is an attention whore.

having herpes on a man is like the male period. lol

Did it on d managers office on his big leather chair, w a married lady, da boss brought in! She was his friend & i had 2 trained. Boss’s nickname Little Hitler!

I know, old topic, but i just though…duh, i wouldnt have chugged half of the tequila handle in high school and then i wouldnt have woke up in rehab. Ha

What is the difference between Genital Warts and Herpes? My brother has Warts can I get that from sitting on his toilet seat?

I had sex in the gondola at tahoe when I was 20

I wouldnt sleep with my best friends mom again

My husband accidentally pocket called me when he was getting busy with some skank. It was so disgusting to have to hear that… plus it was our anniversary.

Jamie will u top me too?

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My crazy coworker went buck wild after a breakup. She met 2-3 guys a night off craigslist. She ends up getting herpes and syphilis. How does she handle it? Puts up a new craigslist ad: “Hottie with herpes”

Guys do not want to take care of women. Men that have any brains run from simple women like that. This is a new era not the cave man days. Just stick with sex

Handy Manny! Sounds like porn!

Amy is a bitch. Her husband is probably happy not to talk to her.

Every character on Dora has O.C.D!!’

seen a picture of you the other day, dude your a blond. Your cute… To bad your not my type. : )

I think its funny when ur rude me too its hilarious that’s whyyyyy your show is comedyyyyyy duh

Just make sure you massage your new boobs after you get them put in, helps them fall more naturally.

�I accidentally flashed my chest at my boyfriends parents last spring break. Me and friends were flashing random people on the way to las vegas and appare

Poor Sean! When I left my husband I left his 6 brothers and sisters behind. His sister needs to remember blood before bitches

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Thank you for giving ryan the giggles before you guys sign off… Makes my day

Todays show has to be one of your guys’ best show ever i love guys even though you wont play backstreet boys for me hint hint

Two words. Butt reduction.

your not a Muncher Your a pillow princessJudi

Being a Man Hater doesn’t make you a lesbian. It just makes you sad & lonely.

Not to be a brick but jamie I thought you were gay, your not?

Vasaline clears the cats hairballs

Well seems like tiger woods will always start a trend, rough sex, the new cool thing

Lose your penis to frostbite?

Get off Andy’s ass…learn to plan your morning commute better!

My cousin prameel faked having cancer to get this guy to have sex with her. Totally sick. . .

You are probably jealous. Like most women

Be real andy u know u like dat onion booty. It Make a grown man cry.

I passed out at age 5 when my mom tried to make me hug my blind uncle, btw he’s missing 3 fingers… Scary

Bring back intern steph! Flaming is boring!!!

“Everyone got so sensitive since 9/11. Thanks bin laden.” -Phil from Hangover

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Hey its koo jamie BIG guys need love 2..lol.. Watever floats ur boat im not judging

Im a sweatty fat man jamie, i will help you out with the fantasy

I use to like Andy, but after she said he hates Kelly clarkson.. I don’t like him anymore!

I’ve already forgot what storey Ryan was telling, please I can only handle so much from the most disfunctional show in town.

Ok ok you know what I think you should do jamie? Send me a picture of you I want to see if your looks match your attitude

Give me advise on meeting snobbish women like yourself

told my ex his best friend was better in bed than he was cause he cheated on me.

ha ha ha ha as abusive as it may be, it definitely keeps me cracking up while lm at work!! l feel bad for the guys you date but l really enjoy your rage.

I was popular and i guess dumb considering i got pregnant and had to make deals with my teachers just to get a 2.0 gpa! So ugly nerd sounds real good about now

Smart and ugly. You can’t fix stupid!

If SHE left him, she gave up her “ticket” to the funeral

I pop my boyfriends zits and he actually likes me tweezing his brows

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I cannot stop listening to the show…. Like having sex with a fat woman….. It’s fun, and although annoying, u just keep coming back cause something

PETA is people eating tasty animals

Cherry Pie during tampon talk? Ok now I’M not eating for four days

Good morning “Oprah” hope u have fabulous day, xoxo “Gayle”

My girlfriend went on a blind date and he pulled out a bag of peanutbutter as an ‘ice breaker’. She hates peanutbutter. He then told her that he loves ninja Turtles and if he had to have sex with one of them it would be with Rafael. She picked up and left without saying goodbye

My friend saw Vern Troyer at a party petting a 3 legged dog. Picture that one!

It seems like only gay people listen to your show

I heard andy was watching new moon all day saturday

Another beautiful monday. Ryan sounds. Gay extra today.

Oops! I was just texting the big show that my husband says hamburger meat and it kills me but accidently sent it to him instead!

Not drinking, but smoking a big Green fatty! in d name of ireland.

I don’t wear green hoping that women will pinch my butt.

Soap Suds… A name for Ryans virtual kitty… Because, if you be.. over… You’ll get it…

Wht about girls w\ lazy eyes?I have one & I am sooo not crazy stalker..well maybe I am a little,but isnt everybody?!My eye is only a little lazy…like me!

No one wants to touch ryans pussy………….cat

When I was in highschool I worked at Wendys with this creepy guy who got a naked tattoo of my 14yr old coworker!! Eeww

Jamie u r viciously delicious

what a dork.. you guys are equal opportunnity offenders….everybody will get offended thats the best part of your show…..

Jaime no need to write a letter to the Lazy Eye Foundation they understand your Humor and will probably LOOK THE WAY on this one. LMAO=))

I put my beer in my coffee mug ! Let em catch me bitches …. Jordan

Just wanted to say be careful with green beer last year it turned my teeth green. So watch out drunks and remember you didnt bl… a leprican. Ha. Paul

Gay, gay, gay! Not that its a bad thing

Lady gaga is a guy/ transexual

My boyfriend doesnt want me to get one cuz he thinks i will choose it over him. But as long as he is always willing to “massage my back” then its fine with me.

My female coworkers r lovn da show. I thnk they may need massagers. Lol

Tryn 2 get my coworker 2 call. She bought an actual massager @ a naughty party. She said it had big balls. Lmao

Twice a day for andy… That means 1 right b4 work. Who hands u your doughnuts?

What’s so award winning about andy’s traffic report?

I have 3 massagers…black guy white guy and asian guy..depending on my mood

The advantage of being a lesbian is constant back spasms . Lol =I love her=

OMG!!!! U guys r killing me w the massage terms! Im goin 2 skool 4 massage therapist n it sounds sooooo dirty thnx 2 jamie!!!

Maybe eddie should try being with a girl who likes to touch her clavical and she could teach her how to touch her own

Could you please not play Macy Grey anymore…she sounds like a cat in pain!

Jamie u give the worst advice

She threw herself under the Buzz!! She’s a f’ing wreck!!!! Can I bitch slap her!!! Call her Cyble

Hey it’s that horse face hope seems like a farter guy. That bitch is nuts. Tear her a new hole Jamie. J

Great Dr king impression! Do u march?

She is CRAZY!!!!!! Mary, Jane, sally whoever!!! SHE IS NUTS!!! But thank u for making me look sane! Crazy Sunshine

Who is picking the songs 4 today’s segment? Andy is it you? Sooo funny. Come 2 my window? Really? Could you pick a more stalker friendly song?

Ok im dumb but at least i’m not mary jane crazy

Hot teachers strip during summer!!

Wonder if gynecolgst are tired of looking at vaginas all day

Wonder how i can get bob white 2 stop sending me boner pill emails

i wonder if jamie white is tired working with a gay guy that doesn’t do what gay guys do

best…plan things!

There are ugly gay guys. They are called Bears!

I wonder if the guys who wear TAPOUT SHIRTS know they are DOUCHEBAGS

Ooops, dead air. Hurry play another song! TA DAH!!!!!!

Drinkin chew spit? I almost hurled

My girls ex actually said 2 me once ‘how do I taste?’

Hope get out there and honk ur own horn !!

Again fire ryan hire sean

He was definitely the Costanza loveable loser

Personal question for jamie if she is brave enough to tell us… How much does she weigh and how tall is she. from michael grant