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Thank you for giving ryan the giggles before you guys sign off… Makes my day

Todays show has to be one of your guys’ best show ever i love guys even though you wont play backstreet boys for me hint hint

Two words. Butt reduction.

your not a Muncher Your a pillow princessJudi

Being a Man Hater doesn’t make you a lesbian. It just makes you sad & lonely.

Not to be a brick but jamie I thought you were gay, your not?

Vasaline clears the cats hairballs

Well seems like tiger woods will always start a trend, rough sex, the new cool thing

Lose your penis to frostbite?

Get off Andy’s ass…learn to plan your morning commute better!

My cousin prameel faked having cancer to get this guy to have sex with her. Totally sick. . .

You are probably jealous. Like most women

Be real andy u know u like dat onion booty. It Make a grown man cry.

I passed out at age 5 when my mom tried to make me hug my blind uncle, btw he’s missing 3 fingers… Scary

Bring back intern steph! Flaming is boring!!!

“Everyone got so sensitive since 9/11. Thanks bin laden.” -Phil from Hangover