Leave a Comment | Posted by Texts From This Morning on March 11, 2010

Damn oi feel better about myself.. Ryans a dork

And ur queen nut jamie….lol

Flamin Steve is a nut bag! Alex Lambert killed it! He’s a hater.

Jamie, we all know when you girls are super moody its more than likely your on your cycle- or what ever you all call that time of the month. Don’t lie- its true

Maybe ur a lesbian lol

2 bad u cant lease a man the way u lease a car-just turn him in after u are done with him in 3 years

My girlfriend drives me crazy, she moves her feet in bed constantly and I want to k her out!

Yeah.. Kids blow goats. They cry and need S on the reg.

Are you playing the damn joy luck club soundtrack on breaks. I feel like i need a papsmear and i dont even have a V.

Ryan, move to CO. There’s gay volleyball tourneys on Tuesdays.

My ex girl friend was leashed and placed on a clothes line @ her familys resort in lake berryessa! she sees nothing wrong with it

I used to work at PetCo and had to ask a lady to leave my store because she was fitting a dog chocker chain collar around her son’s waist!

Ok. I am anti-leash, but my kids play like they’re dogs without my using a leash. I think it may be normal

its bs, how parents treat their kids like dogs, and other people treat their dogs like humans… and those stupid backpack baby carriers

Ok my mom would give us Nite Quil to go to sleep when wernt even sick!! We have 6 kids in our family…so thats alot of Nite Quil..!! LoL..!! Sweet Elise

Leave a Comment | Posted by Texts From This Morning on March 11, 2010

In regards to Ryans facebook friends. Have him post “need help moving this weekend”. Then we will know how many friends he really has!~M-Rad~

I am sure there is more to your friends, maybe 1 of the 5 didn’t deserve it! I did the same thing 4 years ago! I was just done w/ her crap….

Men should not cross their legs. Aren’t they smooshing things?!

My husband wears polyester short shorts with NO underwear… It outlines his p….r

OMG! I effin hate it when I see kids on leashes. I want to go over and beat their parents. If I see ppl in public

I’ll miss corey haim. He was hott…in the 80’s

Have andy play the “I have herpes” clip!!! Ruin ryans day!

What the hell?!?! Is this “whose line is it anyway- Sacramento!?!?!?” that sounded like Wayne Brady!!

Award winning traffic???? What award?? Most un enthusiastic?

U owe me breakfast now. Mcmuffin came up. Lol

Imagine how the truck driver feels