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Holy crap…we are comparing jamie to jesus now lol

White girls are boring and have no curves.

Just looked at the buzz homepage. None of you guys look how I thought you would. In a good way, you guys are hot!

Did sean practice andys laugh for this week?

id like to beat jamie with my meat bat….you win my vote for hot mom

I wanna nerf bat all veagans who gawk while I eat a steak!

What’s caloricaly chalanged?

I hate the people putside of wal mart that try to sale bootleg CDs and DVDs! Wait maybe that’s only in the “hood” lol

Can I buy you mothers day flowers Jamie?

I think you should keep the show on till 11. I hate 10 o’clock!

I named my penis ”Special”. Can i make you feel special?

Omg tell the hippies to shut up. They are bugs!!

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Why do men need to see naked women? Why do women need 15 pairs of black shoes? Some things just are.

Its not the strippers, its the boobs and other parts plain n simple

my name is lito and im 41 ive heard morning shows from coast to coast and yall are by far the BEST ive heard love you guyssup! “lito”

My wife showed me the other day that she still has the EPT test from when we found out she was prego with our daughter, in her jewlery box.

My sister in law took a pic of her daughter going poop on the potty and used it as the invitation for her 2nd Birthday.

My mom was supposed to be at my house to watch my baby. She was 30 mins late which made me 30 mins late to work. And do you know why she was late? She was on her gay ass farmville and lost track of time! I hate facebook! Ahhhh

Happy birthday ryan!!! Get hammered

didn’t think mark mcgrath could get any douchier. Then I heard this interview. Thanks for proving me wrong Jamie

Jamie the only way 4 u to be in a successful relationship is to hook up with a deaf mute.

I LOVE THE SHOW!(:SIMPLY AMZING AN JAMIE YU ARE SO FUNNY.IN THE MORNINGS I TURN ON MY RADIO TO LISTEN YUR AWSOME

Ppl r stupid!! Ur asking for stories that have to do with Roseanne

I tried to sign you up for cougarlife, butt it said you were already a member-weird right? Anyways I got Hope in, no problem

I saw people totally making out outside of FudRuckers

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Eww blue twinkies. Isn’t that the pregnancy side effect?? Hahahahahaha GROSS! Happy Jamie your the hottest mom in sac. So we should go out!!birthday Ryan )))

Jamie your the hottest mom in sac. So we should go out!!

When are you guys doing a guys night with Andy “hooters”!!! Dinner

I dated a guy in high school who I took his virginity and he ended up gay

I saw jamie on cougar life.com

Jamie haha I just saw a chick on rate my wifey that looked just like u in daisy dukes leaning against a tree woohoo! Did you post that? Lol u guys are the best.

My husband put my picture on ratemywifey.com and gets all thrilled when other guys make positive comments about my pic…like he needs confirmation. Pathetic?

My gf loves her IPhone more. We were on a trip over the weekend and she indicated it was time for nookie, the lights went out and she jumped on words w/friends!

I love when my ex whom is married now posts a quote frm the bible then texts me that he remembers how good at or*l i am! lmao Crazy Sunshine

I had a girl call/text me from various numbers over 30x just so she could hear my voice and try to figure out who I am because I talked to her ex. Psycho!!

Its pathetic that my friend on Facebook updates her baby dads prison release date count down. Its more than once a day too!

My ugly friend who constantly posts on facebook how ‘hot’ she thinks she is and how all parties she goes to are ‘epic’ wtf? She doesnt even drink

This show is pathetic. I’d rather be at a justin bieber concert. And that terrible. Come on jamie pump up the show!

Pathetic is my 41 year old friend who is engaged to a 23 year old girl….and…she still lives @ home with mommy & daddy

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How much time did ryan waste to save $1.50???

Stop the madness!!! I don’t want to hear anymore about ryans POOP!!! My god!

Shouldn’t the not so hot mom get the gym membership?

I call my ex husbands new 18 year old girlfriend the babysitter.

Did you talk about the boobie-quake thing yet? Boobs in the name of science?

I like Gabe. Niceness is overrated .. Andys tooooo proper and goody goody…:)

Jaime, my 4 year old just heard you say Chuck E. Cheese and now she’s all excited!!!!! THANKS!!!!

i workout because my husband is a shallow Hal!

I understand jamie! I tried to tan over the weekend by laying out in my bikini and my ASS is sunburnt!!!!!

In my “sleep” I tend to elbow my girlfriend, Shayna, in the head whenever she starts snoring. Same thing??

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Not lovesacks, chesticles

My family won dysfunctional family in the neighborhood!

After my friend lost weight she described her boobs as tube socks with marbles in them

I love ur boobs Jamie

Haha i just got that wizard sleeve joke!

Omg amber just made me barf in my mouth a little bit!

If i were rated i would be a negative 2

My buddy is uncircumsised and we call it the snuffulufagus

Ya know, for listening to Ryan for so long, I never pegged him as a Top. PS- Jamie is a Top too, Total Top.

Gotta love andy… fartless cows.. lol

All jessica’s are not crazy. Signed jessica

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What i dont get is straight guys who try to get lesbian couples in bed with them.

My ex was really into women. At 1st it’s cool, but over time it just feels like they are cheating on you in front of you.

I love your show. I have satellite radio and I always turn it off for your show whenever I’m in this area

Jamie can i butter your bread? Hehe

I lost my virginity to judge judy.

Women are the WORST drivers…especially if they’re talking on the PHONE!!!! No phone zone Biaaaahhhh!!!!!

Doesn’t the sex last longer than ONE song? I mean, does the music just stop after that one?

Ready to switch stations to gospel in a second !!

Lost viginity while watching “Beavis and Butthead do America”

Tell sean he is lucky it was a girl and not a guy his son was sexting

Wait…. A gay guy who is a big madonna fan? What are the chances?

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