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Memo to dan: break out the old wallet and pay the jamie white morning show cast for just one more hour of entertainment, cuz i get a little sad when 10am comes

i wash my tennis shoes in the dishwasher :p

This whole conversation makes me really happy im a lesbian. Been with the same woman for 3 years and we are at the same point with sex

After 4 months, most guys will be lookin for professional love on craigslist

Hey andy is right, that intro SUCKS! I didn’t realize you guys became totally 70’s…..

Charlie sheen makes a million dollars an episode. Who cares what he looks like. He sure doesn’t

How come its expected for a man to say the woman looks good. But a women is not expect to say a man looks good. by the way jaime, you look good

If u are a man hater, us lesbians will take u on our team!

If girls had the big O as freqently as men they would want sex more. He must suck in bed

She stops sleepin with her husband because she bout herself a vibrator. But hers works. Not like jamies

Your issues and answers music makes me feel like I am in line for a ride at Disneyland

.Im a massage thesesist for massage envy & i see awesome and just plain fuckin stupid tatts on a regular—it makes my day to see an original one

got a tattoo of my first boyfriends name on my left boobie…now im married and my husband neglets my left boobie….i keep saying im going to get it c

Ryans got enough product in his hair to season a wok

I miss intern Stephanie….

When I was a kid I used to tell my mom I was going to have an African baby with an Afro. Now I just had a half black son and he’s got a mini Afro!