TEXT JAMIE IN COURT @65178

Why do men need to see naked women? Why do women need 15 pairs of black shoes? Some things just are.

Its not the strippers, its the boobs and other parts plain n simple

my name is lito and im 41 ive heard morning shows from coast to coast and yall are by far the BEST ive heard love you guyssup! “lito”

My wife showed me the other day that she still has the EPT test from when we found out she was prego with our daughter, in her jewlery box.

My sister in law took a pic of her daughter going poop on the potty and used it as the invitation for her 2nd Birthday.

My mom was supposed to be at my house to watch my baby. She was 30 mins late which made me 30 mins late to work. And do you know why she was late? She was on her gay ass farmville and lost track of time! I hate facebook! Ahhhh

Happy birthday ryan!!! Get hammered

didn’t think mark mcgrath could get any douchier. Then I heard this interview. Thanks for proving me wrong Jamie

Jamie the only way 4 u to be in a successful relationship is to hook up with a deaf mute.

I LOVE THE SHOW!(:SIMPLY AMZING AN JAMIE YU ARE SO FUNNY.IN THE MORNINGS I TURN ON MY RADIO TO LISTEN YUR AWSOME

Ppl r stupid!! Ur asking for stories that have to do with Roseanne

I tried to sign you up for cougarlife, butt it said you were already a member-weird right? Anyways I got Hope in, no problem

I saw people totally making out outside of FudRuckers