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I know what jaime is talking about. Sometimes my butt bone pops and i feel like i shrink 2 inches.

I can swing my long tongue back to my throat and make myself barf. Random thought.

Jamie is a cougar!

I trying to deal my new girlfriend only being a “C” cup! I usually date Double D’s

I think its funny that she said your son is dependant on you because he shares a bed with you when her kid cant eat without her. Lol

I kno someone who still breast fed her 5 yr old infront of people ewwwww!!..:::MANDY+1:::..

Breastfeeding is wasted on babies; it’s more enjoyable for men

There is a vid online about a english woman who still breast feeds her 7 year old son and 9 year old daughter!

I was working at a gym and was selling a membership to a woman whe breast fed a 4 year old in front of me!

My aunt breast fed my cousin until he was 4. My grandpa ask her if she was going to pack a boob in his lunch box for kindergarten.

Gross!! Suri Cruise is 4 wearing high heels and drinking out of a bottle!

Jamie- victoria’s secret doesn’t accept panty returns anymore. You’re safe!

Morning! Its bubba checking in. Solid start! Did u know as grapes are crushed for wine the protein content is constantly monitored. Hmm. Give that some thought

I heard jamies fart story thats so funny cuz my daughters farts sound like there laughing

Hey its bubba. U all keep me entertained and at times tramatized. Just wanted to spread the wealth.

I did the fart dance thanks JW

Dogs eat their own poop. And vomit. Of course they eat panties.

I thought Hope didn’t wear panties…

Icame home from work and my dog had my victoria secret underwear on his head and right across his forhead it said brains and beauty….hilarious

I crush male enhance pills and put it in my mans drink euery once in a while so i can get an orgasm. Hes not very good without them:-(

U guys funny u girls sound hot first time listener

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My mom decide to accuse my dad of cheating at brunch! The poor people at next table probably thought we were crazy. They’re right

I celebrated Jesus coming back from the dead by watching zombie movies all day

The A Team movie was filmed at the marina that my parents owned when I was a kid! Yep, Mr. T told me “get outta here kid unless u wanna get shot” when I went to get his autograph.

My Easter basket had eggs stuffed with sexy panties.

Tried my first and last peep yesterday. YUCK

I am tot obsessed with britney spears and I bought her perfumes even tho i’m a dude. But I doubt she actually smells like her perfumes, she prolly smells like redbull cigarettes and doritos

Its not spock it was captian kirk that spoke with that delay

My boyfriend texted me at 6:30 yesterday morning saying, “I am breaking up with you for your own good.”

I made a turkey that i prepared the night before put it in at 8 am invited my ex over cause he wanted to work things out he shows up hung over from the night before and told me he just ate subway

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Jamie, I’d like to join you guys on the race for the cure but I plan on having a hangover that day.

Wait…. Hope has sex all the time? Dayum, I’m converting to jewism

I didn’t have sex with my wife for 2 1/2 yrs but she eff’d me every week in court. That count?

That woman’s vagina grew teeth!

Listening to u guys reminds me of my families dinners!! Loud and crazy!!

Maybe they just lost their mojo like austin powers

I have a feeling if I go to that blog I may never want to have sex again.

Steve must give himself tha low 5 alot

I never hold out on my bf thats punishment 2 me

Hi five for liquid lunches at work!!

I told my dad i was pregnant and before i could i say april fools he tried to buy me a crib online.