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It is possible Joe is correct AND an asshat. The two are not mutually exclusive.

Love u jamie, but you sound like a homophobic bigot today. Salmon may be too classy for you to understand

Wing are in because nobody sells Flames to hang on there ass

Everybody judges everybody! Shut up Ryan

I’m gay and i find the pride parades embarrassing and i blame them for the reason behind stereotypes… No wonder people think gays are crazy.

I love people that like fat people. It keeps me from feeling bad for shunning them Like they shouldn’t exist.

If you had a man to shower with your boobs would be the cleanest part of your body…

My husband is four hundred pounds and it is the best sex I have ever had. And I have always been highly desired. Good looking men don’t even try to pleas

Most black spanx do have the crotch open!! At least mine do. Haha

still remember a childbirth video I saw when I was 12. I think that may have turned me gay.

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find a slump-buster

Your show is amazingly trashy. Im addicted and I love it.

Go to Gnc and do a colon cleanse. You will lose five to ten pounds in a week.

I teach middle school. How’s anything worse than that?

Hey jamie can i make you ta-da!

All time low, texting Jamie at 5:23AM!!

Wow..his voice does not match his looks!

Darren sound cute. Sad, but cute. Can you start taking stats for these broken men? Eye color, height, ect. Let’s start fixing them up on blind dates with listeners…

Elin is gonna end up being like McCartney’s ex, Hop Along Cassidy.

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I think she’s mad cuz the naked girls in the pictures had a better body. I’m sure if it wad sum chunky ugly girls she wouldn’t care.

Well blank me I was a cute kid WTF happened to me Jamie?

Your son has ugs! Thought he was a boy?

We all know not all men are well rounded like us gays

Ask ryan to spell the word silk 3 times as fast as he can…….. Now ask him what cows drink

Hey! Its bubba. Haven’t texted in a while. Jamie I think u are the same as me, we just hate everyone. Haha

Jamie you’re not a man hater, just completely shallow when it comes to them.

Jamie is more like a maneater. Oh oh here she comes…

Matt leave the lesbians alone. You’ll have better luck picking up a stripper with no self esteem. ~ Marko

Jamie your double standards dont make u a man hater, only a woman

Kim Catrall is a nutjob who thinks she is actually Samantha in real life

Here’s a tip Jamie, protein shakes curb your appetite and help you lose weight

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I dont think he should have sex. I dont want him to reproduce!

Isn’t that the tramp calling the virgin black.

He stuffed her crust. She sauced his dough. She went in the dough room to get some italian sausage!

Who isn’t in love with their college professor? I have a huge girl crush on mine!

FLAMIN’ STEVE!!! Where art thou?

Who was your affair with jamie? Danny Bonaducci?

HE WAS WARNED ABOUT GETTING HIS EARS DUCT-TAPED.

Ok, Ryan saying ‘bloody relations’ sounds terrible!!

I was wonderin if Hope needed someone to water her flowers……if ya catch my drift.

When i was 16 i was dating a boy i didnt like that much. I told my dad and said i didnt want to see him anymore -he told me to give him another chance- he liked the boy’s car.

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Ryan is probably more familiar with the type of DNA that has the tendency to get in peoples eyes sometimes.

I just lost my breakfast! Thanks Jamie. Now I have to find more Vodka & OJ

No coincidence you guys attract stupidity, huh? …interesting

What kind of pictures did the author of The Secret use on a vision board to represent ”make a ton of cash selling false hope to desperate morons”?

This is the funniest show ever. Jamie giving advice on relationships. Lmao.

2 half man, its a great show! Am w u andy!

Jamie and crew, you guys make the fact that I have to be up at 5:30 do-able. If you guys weren’t so great, I’d be in trouble as I’m not a morning person.

Jamie youre being an ass to her

I love that at 9am, one of you wants bud light in your universe! Nice.

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11 days till bathing suit season…how’s that 15lbs coming off Jamie?

My husband has a vesctonomy and we told our daughter not jump around with daddy. So, she said in the middle of the store ” does your penis still hurt”

My cousin was changing in front of her 3 year old daughter and she was putting her thong underwear on and her little girl tells her “mommy you have small panties, you need big panties”

OMG. You know how cats do that massage thing? I woke up once to my cat massaging my hooha.

Jamie, I have a big plan to try to find a great professional spouse butt your very hard to meet face to face.

Before I had kids I would borrow my nephews and hit the park and stores. Works like a charm!!! Pay off kids to call you dad.

Why do people even stay on the phone with you? I would hang up and cry…

For hannah :I live in yuba city and all I can say is did you google it before you left new York

One time when i was 15, my dog farted right when i stepped over him and my friends and family were there. To this day they say it was really me.

I feel like im gonna poop myself right now…

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You know you are a nutjob when you collect spoons and name each one like my mom

I knew I was losing it when I changed my work schedule so I could listen to your show.

I had a gf and we were breaking up and so i put mayo and milk in her conditioner. And i laughed and laughed like a lunatic.

My dad’s roommate modifies dog clothes to specifically fit her dog.

Ohhhhh that’s funny my boss busts me texting alllll the time and usually its YOU guys and I don’t even text you that often!

My girlfriends mom talks to her dog like a baby!! And treats her wenner dog charlie better then she does her daughter!!

My dad calls his dog my brother…

Where the hell is Andy?!?!

Date him then adopt a Haitan baby

So am I supposed to put a saddle my kid and teach my horse table manners? How are kids and horses the same?

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One of the funnest things about listening to your show especially when you get on these sex topics is imagining what these crazy callers might look like.

On an unrelated note. Apparently I signed my name as “I love you” on my bar tab last night

No masterbation will result in deaths from road rage!

She is bitchy cus she don’t have the “O”….and can’t enjoy watching naked people.

I’m addicted to women who are addicted to porn. Does that count?

I feel sorry for the jesus freek, thats the reason why women being empowered sexually is still in the dark ages.

Not watching porn and not masturbating makes you as Christian as walking into McDonalds makes you a hamburger.

Betty White is not a lesbian! She’s had 3 husbands. The first one died and she’s divorced from the other 2.

Can we stop talking about porn please. The whole 1girl 5guys is hella disturbing. Not a good way to start ur morning. Ppl that wtch that prob hve daddy issues

The guy she is grinding on is gay. he is gay!

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All red heads are crazy

All jamies are thieves. Don’t lie girl you know you stole my heart

It’s pretty funny when the host can’t pronounce the word ethnicity. lol.

Jamie how old are you like 50?

Dont forget tha waa waa waa button.

A mix tape? What was it titled? Affair Jams 03?

Morning jamie and ryan (glee pusher) !!

I grow a flesh colored beard and rub crystals on my forehead.

Once you go brown you never turn around

it is my theory the really Hot Gym Guys are mostly gay or 2 in love with themselves.

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Remember fried green tomatoes? That woman tried to spice it up with Saran wrap

If he has to ask a radio station. Then she is definitely heating

Jamie, are you on a mission from God? Because you sure do put up with Ryan alot.

Ewwwww I saw my dad in the elephant underwear!!!! I was 8 or 9 and am scarred for life!

Caught my toothless husband eating the biggest green booger ever!

Once again, what about the chicks with the floppy wizards sleeve? Deal breaker!

My husband is thirty and likes to wear the old man Velcro shoes. So humiliating!

Breaking news. What to do when someone is having a seizure in a bathtub… Throw in a load of laundry.

You know youre 12 when you catch your fart with your hand and let it go in your brothers face

You know your 12 when you step on the back of someones heels and yell flat tire while quoting Ace Ventura

I’m 12 because when my textie gets read on the radio I get excited

Respectfully,