FRIDAY TEXTIES AT 65178

You know you are a nutjob when you collect spoons and name each one like my mom

I knew I was losing it when I changed my work schedule so I could listen to your show.

I had a gf and we were breaking up and so i put mayo and milk in her conditioner. And i laughed and laughed like a lunatic.

My dad’s roommate modifies dog clothes to specifically fit her dog.

Ohhhhh that’s funny my boss busts me texting alllll the time and usually its YOU guys and I don’t even text you that often!

My girlfriends mom talks to her dog like a baby!! And treats her wenner dog charlie better then she does her daughter!!

My dad calls his dog my brother…

Where the hell is Andy?!?!

Date him then adopt a Haitan baby

So am I supposed to put a saddle my kid and teach my horse table manners? How are kids and horses the same?