Posted by Texts From This Morning on May 19, 2010

SEX TEXTING AT 65178

I dont think he should have sex. I dont want him to reproduce!

Isn’t that the tramp calling the virgin black.

He stuffed her crust. She sauced his dough. She went in the dough room to get some italian sausage!

Who isn’t in love with their college professor? I have a huge girl crush on mine!

FLAMIN’ STEVE!!! Where art thou?

Who was your affair with jamie? Danny Bonaducci?

HE WAS WARNED ABOUT GETTING HIS EARS DUCT-TAPED.

Ok, Ryan saying ‘bloody relations’ sounds terrible!!

I was wonderin if Hope needed someone to water her flowers……if ya catch my drift.

When i was 16 i was dating a boy i didnt like that much. I told my dad and said i didnt want to see him anymore -he told me to give him another chance- he liked the boy’s car.

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