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New traffic guy sounds hot!!!

I always blurt stuff out… I told my cousin she was adopted on accident…. she was 18yrs old I was 9 or 10

My mom keeps tums by her bed at night and eats them like candy!

Ryan hasn’t seen Mommie Dearist… What kind of gay man are you? I thought all gay men love Joan Crawford

Someone needs to come up with a husband/boyfriend training class for Mothers Day and Valentines Day. And I’m a guy!

Jaime you crack me up. The word is Obese not Obeast. Haha!

My mom got out of her depressed funk when my dad divorced her

Perfect mothers day would be bloody maries by the river w no kids!

Is gypsy a race??

My 12 year old son didn’t get me anything!! He even tried to pass off someone else’s Mothers day card off to me! I already knew it wasn’t a card from him because I bought it!!

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I drink cause I listen to this show everyday

Wait… You need a reason to drink? News to me…

Andy just said 6:13 um its 9:13. Where are you guys? In Hawaii??

I swear ryans giggles make my morning!

I think that tha lady with the 50lbs of boobs (each). Should have won hottest mom!

As a stylist I couldn’t tell, what happens in the salon stays in the salon.

The Whole Earth Festival is starting today in Davis. So if you want to see Hippies & veggies come to Davis

vegitarians always ruin the act of splitting a pizza

I drink because i work with children!!

my mom had her

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Jame I don’t want to date you

Jaime your new best friend sounds like a transvestite

This topic is going to turn me gay… Crazy women

I always think someone is watching me when i masterbate or pickin my nose while i poo or drive. Haha.

Jamie, if you were a lesbian I’d TOTALLY date you! (No, I am NOT a butch dyke)

Jamie u can sneak into my house any time, I got what ur looking for.
My daughter found my mothers vibrating flashlight!!! Ahhh

jamie! will u be my sugar mamma?

Ok how come on st. Paddy’s everyone is irish. And they wear stuff that says ‘kiss me i’m irish’ when they are obviously not. But on cinco de mayo no one wears Kiss me I’m Mexican.

Sounds like someone up there gave Bret a shot of love wakka wakka

Tonsil cheese is NOT good breakfast table talk, I can’t even eat my toast now! Argh!

Flaming Steve is a dumb bitch! A-List Gay?? More like A-List Douche.

Ok, I’m an idiot. I said it wasn’t Cinco De Mayo, but I couldn’t be more wrong. Tomorrow’s my birthday, I should know what day it is. that was a Lamo move

I hate steve

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Ryan shuld get hammered…. NOW!

i think ur show is for people and by people that have ADD. I still love u guys!

You guys have derailed this morning. The shows train has split off onto 10 different tracks. I F’n Love it!!!

Tiger Woods would be a great spokesman for Axe body spray/shower gel…

My mom got implants, gets highlights, and treats men like slaves and she has to beat em off with sticks. (shes 52)

I have “new” boobs and i wk with all men, and theres a couple who wud pay to see them..lol

Natural boobs! ARe d best!

Worst episode ever…

Lame radio

We request you let her go!! I hate it when radio stations embarrass their own listeners… She’s gonna take the tix and never listen to u guys again cuz

My husband was trying 2 be helpful & clean our wood burning fireplace For some reason he used a storage tub & placed the ash on the patio Half of our patio is now gone yay….

My friend is embarassing at the clubs she scratches her crotch when a guy tries to approach her so she doesn’t have to talk to him

How many marraiges do you think you guys have ruined?

Oh no Jaime the relationship therapist is gonna end another one

Omg let that poor girl go!! Give her the tix already you don’t have to make an ass of her anymore!!