TEXTING THE BIG SHOW, MAKES YOU HAVE A BETTER DAY AT 65178

Gay rodeo in rio Linda all weekend

Ryan’s whole family must be high or something to not know that he’s gay. How the do they not even have a clue?

Does ryan dance around the studio with his shirt off when cher is on

Damn that shit was funny! Busted up laughin when andy said she was black

Great music crappy morning show her voice like nails on a chalkboard!!! JASON

What hapened with the gal that masterbates at work?

What the F is wrong with this these people??????

The truth is, straight men ALWAYS want women with big boobs, like gay men ALWAYS want a guy with a big wee wee!!!

Small boobs and small butts are the best. Be urself jamie.

GET THE BOOBS! I have fake ones and LOVE them! You will too and everyone around! You’re going to say WHY did I wait so long??? Do it!! Guys LOVE boobs A

Natural breasts for sure….unless they are gross and saggy.

TESTY TEXTIES AT 65178

If u ask a woman, yes its cheating. If u ask a guy, its not cheating. The simple facts opposite sexes. Haha

Did hope fall in the toilet??

To this date, I will not touch myself cuz momma said I’ll go blind =[

If you keep babying your kid he’s going to turn out like Ryan.

You live on a court. I think you like the word “sack” so much, and hate the word “court” so much you always say you live on a cul de sac. Its a court woman!

Still waiting for my movie moment… I’m 45… WHEN IS IT COMING!!!

Isn’t andy’s movie moment the time when he jump out of a moving vehicle to get away from that crazy bitch!

Once, I bent down to pick up a pencil in the middle of class and farted.

I wanna know why a man divorces a stripper who pops out of giant cards naked.

No ” Glee”! Please make the bad man go away !

Hotel porn is like a visual romance novel

MONDAY TEXTING IS NOT SLOW AT 65178

I need to know…did Ryan wear the purple shirt and yellow tie to the funeral and if so how many said he looked Fabulous?!

Dingos steal babies too!

He is gay. He loves her the way he’d love a Prada backpack

Maybe Heather’s boyfriend is socially dysfunctional like Dexter the serial killer…

I like the british girl on my gps. I like making it say “turn around”, she sounds so pisssed

If my ex husband died I’d just send a balloon bouquet….no need to go to his funeral, he’s a dumb ass.

I would not go to my ex’s funeral but i would send lot’s of flowers to say how much i approved of it…

Is this a radio show or a chit chat between u and Ryan?

My aunt lost an eye from a pinata stick at a birthday party.

I thought you wanted to be single the rest of your life, jamie!

Oh God, I just threw up in my mouth!

If you were listening, then you know what we were talking about this morning during our GNO contest.. Let’s just say we learned a lot from you guys at 65178
Here is our list of the best texts at that time. You should be able to figure it out.

sideway sprinkler

Helicopter

One handed charlie

the dragon

The butterfly!!!

Froggystyle!

Twisted lotus

The Praymantis

back seat ballerina

Cross T

The flying Dutchman!

You dont love me you just love my doggy style!

Reverse cowgirl

Handstand position is the best!

Late night at hogwarts. Yes its a position

Scide scissors with a glass of wine in my hand and no kissing!

Lawnchair lasso

In the shower

The Chuck Norris!

face down on yoga ball!

Hummingbird

spoonyniner

Horizontal corkscrew

Trapese slingshot

Well, we had a contest for GNO this morning What came from that contest are these names for a certain body part…

One eyed warrior

Popsicle of love

Maverick

Slinky sausage

Electric banana

Trouser mouse

Man monkey

Penisaurus

russell the love muscle!

THRILL DRILL

Ding dong mu

NIGHTCRAWLER

The only necessary part of a man….

Navigation stick

Old faithful

One eyed pirate