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I’m sad that you guys won’t be doing a new show tomorrow because I’m being laid of tomorrow and I all week I’ve been thinking about at least I can listen to them in the morning. I love the show!!!

Ryan seems a little gaga today

Back to gnomes and penis talk!!

This is boring. Can we talk about penises again?

Ryan has some extra sass today!!!

All of this penis talk is getting a little uncomfortable at work, have to put my headphones on

My boyfriend thinks he is hot but he is not. I just let him think he is but sometimes he flat out says hes hot…do i just continue to say nothing?

Andy is on fire today! He is killing me today.

2 words for scale of hotness…gerard butler..id hit that and I’m a dude! Haha

I was hot until i got married then i gained 60 lbs…

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I LOVED the show today!!! Never new a cow could be such a lady!

Jamie is a little psycho hot!

Annoying women never understand why men leave them.

Dang that chick felicia talks to much to fast! I dont blame any one who doesnt want to talk to her, haha shes stressing me out!

I’m SO glad I got back in the car with only 5 seconds left of the death that is Mel. -Scott in Roseville

It’s not the placenta it’s called METHAMPHETAMINE

The single mom(crazy) The well rounded married dude(wild, but Brooke tamed him) and then the gay guy very funny( in Midwest kinda way) what’s not to love about this dynamic!! Love you guys! How about the suck up text of the day? Lol

Here is a shot out of a cannon- be the first radio show to NOT waste time on Mel audio. What happened to sex, booze, infidelity, fetishes, fights, and sex talk?

Fried placenta is a delight

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If your kid has an accident then your bed will be a sloppy Joe lol

I know ur show isn’t too kid friendly but I just love it so much. My 2.5 yr old son is with me and everytime you say bitch he says hey lady don’t say that. Lol

Bitch, that last caller was the best!

Ummmmm the narrator for the iDozer sounds like Andy…is he moonlighting?!?

remember the good ol days when it was just porn that was eating up our time on the internet?? now its farmville?! or yoville? america, are we progresssing? haha

Do we really have to talk about 2 1/2 lame men? Isn’t there some Mel audio or some other crap?!

Morning Jamie & boys! Thank you for finally showing the Sacramento stations what good morning radio is! You guys are my coffee in the morning & I Luv it! LOL

Ryan has herpies! Ha ha

Listening to the podcast. Jamie..next time pretend you know chickens fly. You sound like a retarded tard.

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I so Love Andy’s laugh!! He cracks me up just by laughing!!

Quit hating on cougers jamie.

You mean true love is not a restraining order?

When is Ryan actually leaving? I’m tired of him pullin a Ryan and teasing it for months!!!

There’s this porn app too that on your phone will read as a to do list…. sneaky…. lol

If my friend was doing my mom, I’d have to whoop his ass.

My ex broke into my house and hid in my fire place

When I left my old job, I was given flowers. When my gf picked me up that day, she thought I got them for her. We’re married now and she still doesn’t know.

I’m due in a month with my first, i’ll be breastfeeding cause it’s cheap

I’m using the new app Jamie, works great

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You haven’t had lovin til you’ve had midget lovin.

Pocket rockets don’t change tires and fix garbage disposals

Crap, i have jean shorts and didnt know i was a geek in them, i will now get rid of them

Are you kidding! No jean shorts!? Thats crazy!

Did i miss something? Did someone cheat on u with whoopi goldberg?

My client pocketdialed my office at 2am and left a vm of her & the guy she was having an affair w/talking about how shes glad her husband works nights

My bf pocket dialed me while telling a friend that i dont clean a lot but i sure can cook!

Ohhh my god I butt dialed my grandma when I was talking to my friend about how I thought I was pregnant.. When I was 16.

God, i wish i was gay!! Oh yeah, and a guy!! I love ryan soooo much. We’d totally hook up if i was a guy and gay!

Omg weebles were awesome! We use to tease dad and call him one. Then at work he fell off a ladder so the joke then became. OMG weebles DO fall down!

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Dogs are the best. They don’t talk back, they just wanna love you, and you can sell there children!

Lindsey Lohans mouth looks like a dogs butt, I don’t think all the glitter in the world can change that

Jennifer Aniston should leave her stalker alone cuz nobody else cares about her.

LOL @ FART NOISES…how dare he have the audacity to question the use of flatulence..

My bf is married & his wife gives him sex but doesnt share any of his interests. Thats why he started seeing me when he found me on fb.

It really suks that everytime jamie doesn’t agree w/ someone, she rude bitch. Its like u have ta agree w/ her jus to call or she mean. Luv u jamie but not cool

Have fun being single and bitter, the unfortunate plight of the femenazis

I dunno why but Ryan sounds like Chris Griffin from Family Guy to me…so thats how I picture him in my head…

MEL gibson just sounds that way cuz hes on an Iphone 4

I lost my warts by believing in a wive’s tale a neighbor told me. Its totally mind over matter. The subconscious stops “feeding” the wart in the bloodstream.

Can I hynotize myself to make my hair look like Justin Beiber?

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Do lesbians sleep better with a man in bed?

It drives Me crazy that i cannot use ear plugs because of the baby. Not only did i punch him i also have pushed him off the bed.

Snoring can be annoying but it doesn’t make me want to kill anyone. Jamie you are crazy.

Its not addicting. Yes it makes you horny and have bets sex ever. I walked across the street where there was a party and had no idea one night on ambien

Forget Facebook, how do u have time to be a stupid whore while having a kid?

Stay at home moms are constantly posting updates on FB. I think they feel it’s the only connection they have to the adult world when they get comments.

Jamie, do you require everyone you date to sign NDA’s with special clauses stating they can’t talk about you, but you can talk about them on the radio? Lol!

I’m so going to google jaime today!

RE: Ryan’s video. It was nice to get a glimpse of the studio. All this time I thought the studio was a makeshift inside a janitor’s closet!

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Would I be considered a hooker if I had sex with the cable guy to get more channels?

Now the mistress can be famous for something other than having Tiger’s wood

That just shows you how mental women are.

Bologna??? White women’s hair smells like wet dog! Everyone knows that!

Luv how everyone laughed when u said ” you hit a bong” evryones 12 today and I luv it

I can’t imagine Yao Ming with a tiny penis

No it does not shock me, its called the vietnam syndrome. All my asian friends date white.

I’ve never dated a black man, but I love having sex with them!

Jamie, I have a new use for that liquid duct tape you purchased! If a guy pisses you off, spray it on his chest hair!

Jamie, can I happy-rape you??-Scott in Roseville

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This is my second favorite show ever… Nothing compares with the one when ryan kept telling everyone about his herpies

Jamie, have you considered the fact that you have had a bad string of men means you might be a lesbian?? Women can offer you what men can plus so much more.

Mini-vans are mommy missles

I saw this guy at the mall who had the holes and one ripped so the earlobe was hanging and looked like a ball sac.

Mom issues are when a man is still immature at 30 and mommy is washing his underware

Bizzare erotic condition – my husband sneezes when he gets turned on. It is soooo weird.

My first Brazilian wax yesterday , OH Kelly Clarkson!!!!

My mom took us to school in a Powder Blue Pinto with a the name Torro spray painted on the hood!! So embarressing!!

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I want Jaime as my new matchmaker. My sister has been slacking.

Wow, its so easy to win stuff on your show. May i be the suck up texter of the day and have tickets to the fair.

I knew my ex boyfriends new girlfriend was obsessed with checking his facebook so I would leave subliminal messages on his page that would make her think he was doing things behind her back…they broke up because of it

I guarantee my boyfriend of 3 years is talking to his ex wife on Facebook right now behind my back!

When i was eight I humped every pillow in my house

Im so creeped out by the show this morning

How can ankles be a favorite part? It’s like saying your wrists are HOT!

I’m getting fat cause a customer called me a fat ass and my boss’ philosophy is the customer is always right.

You’re getting fat cause you use a shovel for a fork!! Toss in a salad!

She needs a thintervention.