PIERCE RYAN WITH YOUR TEXTS AT 65178

This is my second favorite show ever… Nothing compares with the one when ryan kept telling everyone about his herpies

Jamie, have you considered the fact that you have had a bad string of men means you might be a lesbian?? Women can offer you what men can plus so much more.

Mini-vans are mommy missles

I saw this guy at the mall who had the holes and one ripped so the earlobe was hanging and looked like a ball sac.

Mom issues are when a man is still immature at 30 and mommy is washing his underware

Bizzare erotic condition – my husband sneezes when he gets turned on. It is soooo weird.

My first Brazilian wax yesterday , OH Kelly Clarkson!!!!

My mom took us to school in a Powder Blue Pinto with a the name Torro spray painted on the hood!! So embarressing!!