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Would I be considered a hooker if I had sex with the cable guy to get more channels?

Now the mistress can be famous for something other than having Tiger’s wood

That just shows you how mental women are.

Bologna??? White women’s hair smells like wet dog! Everyone knows that!

Luv how everyone laughed when u said ” you hit a bong” evryones 12 today and I luv it

I can’t imagine Yao Ming with a tiny penis

No it does not shock me, its called the vietnam syndrome. All my asian friends date white.

I’ve never dated a black man, but I love having sex with them!

Jamie, I have a new use for that liquid duct tape you purchased! If a guy pisses you off, spray it on his chest hair!

Jamie, can I happy-rape you??-Scott in Roseville