POCKET TEXT JAMIE AT 65178

Dogs are the best. They don’t talk back, they just wanna love you, and you can sell there children!

Lindsey Lohans mouth looks like a dogs butt, I don’t think all the glitter in the world can change that

Jennifer Aniston should leave her stalker alone cuz nobody else cares about her.

LOL @ FART NOISES…how dare he have the audacity to question the use of flatulence..

My bf is married & his wife gives him sex but doesnt share any of his interests. Thats why he started seeing me when he found me on fb.

It really suks that everytime jamie doesn’t agree w/ someone, she rude bitch. Its like u have ta agree w/ her jus to call or she mean. Luv u jamie but not cool

Have fun being single and bitter, the unfortunate plight of the femenazis

I dunno why but Ryan sounds like Chris Griffin from Family Guy to me…so thats how I picture him in my head…

MEL gibson just sounds that way cuz hes on an Iphone 4

I lost my warts by believing in a wive’s tale a neighbor told me. Its totally mind over matter. The subconscious stops “feeding” the wart in the bloodstream.

Can I hynotize myself to make my hair look like Justin Beiber?