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ANY HOLE IZ GONNA STINK IF U DONT CLEAN IT!!

More chicken /egg talk, less earholes talk.

It smells like the inside of an unclean belly button. But imagine that smell flappin thru ears

Did u know rednecks invented the toothbrush? Otherwise it would be called a teethbrush.

I was the first at my high school to purchase “heelys” the shoes that have wheels…i thought i’d look cool..but ended up feeling like a dork =/

Okay I’m pissed. All these girls saying they don’t shave their legs because they’re in a relationship and got lazy. Ew! I know I may have minor OCD with the hair on my body.. But I shave every single day! Legs, underarms, and yes my hooha. These poor guys having to touch their hairy chicks..gross. Come on

Yes…I need me some Mel Gibson to help me stay awake at work

Tell last caller Caucasian is race not nationality

I wax people for a living and most of my clients are men getting full body waxes!

Is he Italian or Greek or something and is naturally a Sasquatch and shaving is necessary to avoid people running away screaming?

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I’m not currently listening as I had to go into work. But I wish I was. Do you also miss me?

She may have taken his career but she’ll never take Mel’s freeeeeeedddoooooommmmm.

Take Mel to lake havasu

U and Mel Gibson should hook up

Ryan looks like he could be a Sham-Wow salesman

No more “going postal ” now it’s going Mel Gibson on your ass

Holy Crap mel Needs a Drink

Wow… He needs to be put to sleep! He’s an animal!

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Ive rubbed hemroid cream on my bfs

He pulled the cork out?=Daryl B

Yesterday I got a blackhead out from under my boyfriend’s… Jewels. He cried like a girl!

I’m at wrk, unable to call in, my ex thought my boobs were real, he’s exact words “nice boob n thier real”. I said wut makes u think thier real?

Im a man whore and i thought my exs girlfriends were real as hell. but they were fake. if she dident tell me i would have never known

I have a friend whose boobs look, move and fall like real ones but as soon as you feel them, you can totally tell they’re fake

They found the turtle with a red bandana, a slice of pizza and the smell of sewer

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I guess my husband is a loser then. He wears yankee jerseys all the time!

I think your show today is actually making me dumber by the minute

:I SNAPPED when… I caugh my bboyfriend cheating! I jumped on the hood of the car like a super hero and proceded to kick the windsheild

I think I just pee’d a little. He is too much!!

Wanna play with my water pusher Jamie?

My uncle is in his 80s and still gets more ass then everybody on ur show. Lol

Yey! It’s Open Phone Sex Sacramento! A more appropriate day to say things like ESPeNis!

Jamie and crew, you guys make the fact that I have to be up at 5:30 do-able. If you guys weren’t so great, I’d be in trouble as I’m not a morning person.

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She did douche bags

Dont believe andy, he doesnt even wash his hands when he goes 2 the bathroom!!~Le-Le~

How did Ryan even get a job there? He just wines and laughs. My 5 year old can do that.

Haha I’m waiting in my car for the tow truck and listening to you guys and just heard andy anounce the “traffic slow down” which was me

I would never date a guy from the east coast because having to listen to this ass hat talk would drive me to kill myself

Mark is gay.he has to make a woman feel insecure because he has a small peepee. I’m not just saying that. Most men like some junk in the trunk

Punch that guy in the face what a looser. Pretty girls dont have to be crack head skinny

in my experience guys who need to have hot bodies have ugly faces and erectile dysfunction!

I bet that guy is the complete opposite, get 0 girls an is hella fat, but wants people to think he’s a stud…..loser

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my 90z suckd outloud

No podcasts today I’m dying w/o u J Dub!

I bet her next vision board includes a pic of a mental hospital

The moms are threatened you will steal the husbands. They think your a whore cuz your single. Stupid bitches

Hey Jamie…. we can get hitched and make those bitches lives Hell with public sex! Lmfao

Thirteen is eighth or ninth grade. I graduated in 2004 and thats when the hoes become hoes!

Welcome back Jamie! The Buzz’s 4th Of July 90’s Party Song Weekend was OFF… THE… HOOK!

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Jamie better get over her gag reflex if she wants to find a man.

Michael loves the ass spackle!

Ewwww now I’m paranoid I have stinky tonsils.

Thank god for all the stupid womenwho don’t think much of themselves like her that let men like me play them and have sex with no commitment. Keep it up:)

Dad had a MacDonalds bag at his feet and sat in his chair that he barely fit into. All i could think of is (put your beg mac down and get your fat ass up)

Jamie looks hot no matter what happen, hope she feels better from the burns

i went tanning 4 the first time.left my lacey underwear on.which was somewhat c threw &it created stripes of red N white on my ass.*MrS.VaLeNzUeLa*