GIRTHY TEXTS 65178

Hay andy ur big wiener does not do u any good in the red river ;-( bill reverse cowgirl

This guy who talked about his long slong 24/7 so i had to find out… He was right it was ginormous! But what a big fat long gurthy fail! He didnt know where to put it or how to work it. Laaaaammme!

Is it wanker wednesday? Enough with the c^#^ talk, I don’t want to visualize Andys soup can anymore

U guys r super hilarious 2 day! I luv whn u hve penis talk!

Lets get Jamies opinion, Andy, she’s see a lot of weiner….

I wear one of those its a huge relief down there and feels a lot better… And I’m not huge but bigger than 6inch hahaha …. Me wiener can’t be suffocated!!! Hahaha …I love you guys for talking about that so just because its fits around a diet coke can RYAN doesn’t mean it feels good around your wien

Magnum condums are much more comfortable for “girthy” guys

My husband is a bit femme because his favorite movie is the sound of music and he makes me build the Ikea furniture!!!!

Wonder who’s husband dresses up like Hitler? Anyone? Anyone?

oh ryan im going to miss you so much. Who else has the same drinking practices as me lol!

I think u should quit lookin for wallets and try a real man an not a dorky CEO,doctor, or dentist

Ur friend is a dirty hooker