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A horrible end? Was there a good start?

How do ryans parents not know he’s gay when he goes tanning back home?

If you wanna lose the audiences respect, use words like coinkeedinkee.

I always used to think it was farmesan cheese, not parmesan

Protest single women that flirt with me because i have money

You know if you shaved justins hair you would have a shaved beiber!

Ryan when you go back to Ohio are you going to keep tanning or go back to a white country boy?

I was sooooo happy my husband had his fantasy football draft Saturday cause I knew he would be gone all day

I wake up she has to talk down my morning wood.