Posted by Texts From This Morning on August 24, 2010

TEXT THE BEST AM SHOW EVER AT 65178

Dave sounds stoned

Its no longer award winning traffic

Please punch Ryan every time he says “right

what are the two sexiest farm animals? brown chiken brown cow

My mother-in-law has been divorced 3 times and I can’t help but think about what a quack she is anytime she wants to give relationship advice.

I tuned in late this morning. Did you start talking about “stick-shifts?” I suspect I know what that is, but I want to make sure

Ryan, hey i googled ryan keylee cause i wanted to see her picture and the only one i found is a porn star that escorts in san jose mmmmmm

Brian may get sex every night but he sounds like a sensitive homo that has given up his man card.

I friggin wish I had sex every night! My man is alittle older than me & can’t hang!

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