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There is nothing fun about fun sized!

My roommate sent me a text saying she will never eat banana pudding again but strangly i am now craving it.

I think the show would be more fun if you drank.

Reading memos on the air should be a weekly segment! i am sure we would all get a good laugh cuz i am sure many of them are…stupid.

I’m 26 and still sleep w/my teddy bear 4 comfort & my husband hates it

My boyfriend is in Korea. I have a shirt that still smells like him and ill smell it every so often.

Wat do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like hell because she has a grenade in her mouth!

I keep a bottle of jack in the center of my table…that gives me comfort!!!

I love how Andy just started P90X and he’s eating whole pizza’s……

So who’s going to tend the farm with Ryan gone?