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I think Andy should do the show in Hank hills voice from now on.

And you thought Ryan was the cause of the disfunctional morning show.

just remembered y I can’t listen to ur show while the kids r in the car. U said masterbate and now I have to explain that word to my 9&4 year old daugh

Ookie cookie and dirty dorito

I used to think I had tricked everyone into thinking had boobies when I was 5. I used to wad up toilet paper and stick it into my ballet leotard. And my mom used to let me go out in public like that!

I watch football and iam a female my wife watches it with me and for the record we are both 120lbs lol we yell at the tv its our favorite season

I am a HUGE football fan! My husband is not in to sports at all so I am the one drinking beer and yelling at the TV. Lol

Just call it manhandling monday and all is good

Why do guys think it’s ok to ask girls if they are shaved, have a landing strip or are rocking a bush? A guy friend asked over the weekend. Um we’re just friend

Oh shut up Andy, u r offically not normal anymore

yeah its testicle talk with jamie in the morning.

My mother would put me in a kid harness and tie me to a tree in the back yard when I was a toddler