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I work in a bank and can not tell u how many countless doctors, lawyers and engineers that come in the bank with scam letters from the “canadian lottery”

My ex girlfriend thought Bill Gates was a big black guy.

Thanx intern sean! im gonna add u all rite now! lol great job!

I think i heard shawn say back off snappy crotch

Older women may date guys the same age, but they go for the the younger guys for sex

Whales…..how many cougars r really in whales…really…..really

Jamie you would b so much more attractive if we could see you and not hear you

Dave just agreed tht dillon is wearin sexy jeans!!! No dave no sexy jeans on a guy!!!

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Its KING DING-A-LING come on andy

Meg is a man baby!!!

I would be more concerned w what locker room he/she uses. Especially if its a boy dressing like a girl. If she’s a girl, she should be treated like one

One night in White! (lesbian encounter xxx vid)

I met Andy once I was wearing a baseball hat and he assumed I was a lesbian

There are plenty of hot lesbians! Dont put meg in a category with lesbians just because she is manly.

I don’t have to dress up like a dog to do it doggy style. Lol I’m just saying

There is actually a snuggie sutra

Are u suprized at shawns response, he traded his kid for an air conditioner

I was told jenny mccarthy grew out her hair so that u couldnt see her goods all that well

Jamie ur missin out, Big Macs are awesome, especially if ur drunk or hung over! u gotta try it!

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My ex wife always makes my girls pass messages between us and tell her what I’m doing cause she’s a Big Bitch

Tell her to loose weight and or have sex with her man

My ex bought new boobs with the child support i paid her.

My friends used to drop fake bodies off of a parking garage in front if the train station, people would flip aand run in opposite directions

Speaking of jumping in front of cars-Damn tweeker stepped in front of me yesterday making me swerve into the next lane hitting another car! Cant afford deduct

I love you anyway Jaimy, a little ADHD always gets me goin in the morning.

We had people pierce their bellybuttons with a safty pin

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The Cougar dating show with Jamie white! Lol

Extreme granny panties

Our pediatrician told us our son was ‘well endowed’ as an infant. It was disturbing. We changed doctors!

They may not fly planes but they sure have landing strips. (drum for joke) lol

I LOVE my obgyn…hes hot!

I’m against fat people eating fast food in their car….

I’m against muffin tops in tight shirts and skinny jeans .

Shawn should have another kid and trade it for a dish

Please jamie to stop talkin so dirty gettin me all bothered

Have u ever had a ear-gasm?

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White girls named Aisha are crazy to begin with.

Vibrators don’t count as boyfriends.

Tell them to air their dirty laundry on facebook or something and get back to the fart jokes.

Here we go again! This is when the show gets good and relationships go out the window.

Back to poop talk. Why does it take guys so long?

Does it even get cold enough in Malibu to NEED a space heater?

Maybe Shawn’s clenching.

I think andy needs to shove that iphone up his poop chute

AA is for quiters

Babies. Worth 400 square feet of cool

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Maybe hoff will take her out for cheeseburgers

You guys are so dytsfunctional iyts funny. Keep it up!!~~~Br@1n D3@d~~~

I think im falling in love with jamie

let people know that they can go to home depot and buy a baday for $200 thatwill spray ur buttafter ur done lol

Jaime if ur son has skids that means ur not wiping good enough

I ran cuz he showed up on the 2nd date with my anitials tatooed on his hand, and then found out he had several other gurlz names tatooed on him also. Crazy.

I can’t STAND her!!!!!! Everytime I see Snooky I wanna punch my husband in the knee.

First time i spent the night with an ex… She wet the bed! No joke…

The Hoff was so gross, I threw up a little on my mouth watching him. It wad like he was still drunk the whole time.

Omg u just giggled about duty

No matter what time I wake up, I drink. No reason at all.*Venez me parler…*

I bet this show has more stoned and medicated people on it than any other.

The toilet is the only place I can get away from the kids sometimes

Its r time 2 get away from the wife to have peace and quite lol

Double rainbow guy was on tosh. He’s fat and poor… Not your type

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Too many lesbians on your show.

Jamie it’s ” I’m pickin up what your puttin down” or “I’m smelling what your steppin in” lol

I was just looking at the picture on your blog of the meat dress….is it just me, or does it look like she has a penis between her legs?

Does jamie ware a thong

Shawn must have a big gut if he needs a mirror!

I want to leave some body fluids on your b^^^s, Jamie!

the problem with having random wome with dds call in is if they are FAT!

Rare is the woman who has such large and real sweater puppets and a itty bitty waist. But they are the hottest if you find one. Study is true. Don’t b jealous

Andy so said his wife’s breast size to score points!

What is this jailbait hotline?

Is intern shawn the back up singer for the budlite beer ads?

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If a 60 ur old had a child, her breast milk would be dust

The stupidest guy I ever met lit his pubes on fire, then farted to see if he could ignite a flame.

My wife took shots of tabasco until she had to be takin to the hospital from the pain

My friend was taking a flaming shot and lit his face on fire.

Tell him to go watch a porn and come back and cuddle with me after lol those are just days i am not really into it, which isnt often

The last caller is a BAD PARENT! Wat her daughter did was not funny. Wat a dumb bitch! She is in denial about her daughter’s behavior

Omg I was waaaay worse at 20 than 16…..hi, I was a full blown addict and needed a parent more than ever…that woman is dumb

Are you drunk?

For as much as I liked Ryan, u giuys r doing so much better without him!!!~~~Br@1n D3@d~~~

My wife has a perfect ass and body but doesn’t want 2 go out 2 tha clubs or bar. I always tell her I’ll watch tha kids but she doesn’t like it their. I’m tired of being happy. I want 2 be jealous and mad at her. Lol

NO TEXT TODAY.. THE MACHINE WAS DOWN

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She wore a meat bikini. Ecoli in the hoo hoo!

Hey, I have a friend who fakes headaches to get botox. Her friend is the nurse and puts it in her face instead. Insurance pays…..brilliant, I tell ya!!!

U can cure the poop fear by joining the military. I was in for 6 1/2 yrs and now I’ll go anywhere. If a girls gotta go she’s gotta go.

I have a friend who schedules his whole day around pooping. He’s been known to poop as many as 7 times a day.

I had an ex who would tell hotels he was proposing to me to try & get a better room! DOUCHE!

I saved my cast from when i broke my leg so when i go to the DMV. I dont have to wait in line.

Your hella fuckin funny, and I don’t gotta be high to laugh.

Jamie. I just want you to know that I love your show because you are like the average listener…all over the place and have no idea what direction your headed

Why do they even make sexy underware for girls that big!?

I like ur tiny boobies

I f^^^ing love this guy!!! I am not a small girl and I love thus guy!!!!! Let’s keep him!!!

I dated a girl for a month or so when we finally got naked together the panties came off and OMG looked like the Amazon Jungle! Things for me pointd south fast and I had to end it.

I thnk u should do a sexual riddle. Say its long hard and juicy. U can make it longer to suck on. But the answer shld b an otter pop.

Yes, I was too drunk to blast off

Thanks Jamie! I am a fun crazy hot chick…. can’t wait to cause a scene on the green….. and intern shawn really doesn’t know much about anything does he????

Dr. Jaime White mornings, love it!

My boyfriend eats his boogers when hes drunk. Sometimes its bloody too. gross!

Why cant a man be in touch with his femenine side??? Because its GAAAAAAY!!!

She should suppprt her husband if he likes thongs….if her panty drawer gets low she can dip into his stash…everyone wins