SHOCKING TEXTS AT 65178

If a 60 ur old had a child, her breast milk would be dust

The stupidest guy I ever met lit his pubes on fire, then farted to see if he could ignite a flame.

My wife took shots of tabasco until she had to be takin to the hospital from the pain

My friend was taking a flaming shot and lit his face on fire.

Tell him to go watch a porn and come back and cuddle with me after lol those are just days i am not really into it, which isnt often

The last caller is a BAD PARENT! Wat her daughter did was not funny. Wat a dumb bitch! She is in denial about her daughter’s behavior

Omg I was waaaay worse at 20 than 16…..hi, I was a full blown addict and needed a parent more than ever…that woman is dumb

Are you drunk?

For as much as I liked Ryan, u giuys r doing so much better without him!!!~~~Br@1n D3@d~~~

My wife has a perfect ass and body but doesn’t want 2 go out 2 tha clubs or bar. I always tell her I’ll watch tha kids but she doesn’t like it their. I’m tired of being happy. I want 2 be jealous and mad at her. Lol