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My friends call females who are Douches a SkaDouche. As in a Skank and a Douche combined.

What kind of show is this? Are we in Kentucky or something like that? And poor Ted, he has guilt for something thats not his fault his family is f..up.

My biggest regret is a did drugs while pregnant

I was had an affair with a married man. The sex was so amazing. When it hurt i didnt want him to stop and he dislocated my leg

The best sex i’ve had was make up sex in my back seat. I was still mad though. There was so much angry passion, it was amazing. It was with my boyfriend.

I know my girl doesn’t fake it because she nevers has one by me

My 7 yr old girl cant sing…..its gut wrenching.to the point where i distract her so shell shut up…….theres no hope….

JUST saw a picture of Jamie White and her voice does not match her face. She is hot! If I was a man I’d tap that!

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Dood. This lady is What’s wrong with ca. She probably analyzes the budget

How is Jersey shore fake

They could’nt be Italians, they’re a bunch of wanna be gangsters. They could’nt be gangsta cool if Al Capone himself climbed up they’re ass.

Its amazing. So funny. Like listening to your show, a trainwreck you can’t look away from.

Are Sean and Dave gay???

jamie white is HOTTTT. JUS LOOKED AT HER PICTURE ONLINE. jamie would you like to go out some time?

You guys are going to cause an accident. I was laughing so hard I was crying….while driving on the freeway!! Boobies to fire to topical to ointment to

I love fat sacks the bracelet coming soon

My french teacher said my tongue was too fat for french and I should try german or russian…awesome when you are 16, huh?

My class called me doglene and made me a dog bone they signed and convinced the teacher I liked it so he gave me the bone I was in sixth grade left school crying and I got in trouble because I didn’t have permission to leave

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So Jamie, if you get a helicopter for traffic and breaking news, how is Andy supposed to do his traffic when you have borrowed the helicopter in Havasu? Lol!

Do they have 1 to make ur penis bigger??? Maybe a women crying?? Or a women saying she’s drunk??

The first time I was going to have sex, my mom and her male friend came home from dinner early and caught us completely naked just as my girlfriend was starting to mount me on the living room couch. Talk about an uncomfortable talk!!!

I did something embarrassing when I met my boyfriends family the first time. We were in vegas and he didn’t tell me that they were gonna be there so Iwas drunk. We went to dinner with them and I ended up telling them I was horny and I wanted some pineapple and c^^^. We broke up after that.

My ex had his 10 year old daughter shave his back that kid is going to be one hot mess….. Deal breaker

My first question to William barns would be what were you smoking? Then bong or papers? second, can I have some?

Wow! I can feel my boobies grow as we speak. If you keep listening do they keep growing?

Eileen – the one legged lady.

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Hahaha! Snack size Dave is a goner!

That station may have interviewed a chicken, but you guys reported the story.

As a gay man… I HATE the Rainbow Festival. Too many flaming queens and drama!!!

Good job Sean! I have a John Deere backhoe you can use, cause the hole ur digging a regular shovel won’t work now.

Dont feel bad. I totally felt barbies boobies too.

Confession: I get more sad watching those Sarah McLachlan abused animals commercials than the starving children commercials!

I saw a homeless guy w a sign that said “im not gonna lie, its for beer” i laughed so hard i gave him $…lol

Heidi lost her boobs!!!

Seen Spread? Sounds Like Ashton took his work home with him…..

I’m a cheap friend. Ill settle for $500!!! I even have a sob story too!