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Why can’t a ghost Have sex? They have Hallo weenies

Why did the ghost not dace at at the halloween party? He had no BODY to dance with.

You people? Who you calling “you people?” lol! love ya Jamie, mwaaaa!

it wasnt a pocket dial! it was a ghost!!!

For Halloween costume this year, im gonna be a UPS man from yeomen!

im haunted by a gay ghost..

You must smoke a lot to get that laugh just right…

Hey if Intern shawns son can’t trick or treat anymore can he at least see boobies at the movies????

I see that dyslexia runs throughout the whole show!

im waiting for the bob white comedy hour thats usually…..funnier? then that last bit. usually.

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If there weren’t dirty whores like this lady then guys wouldn’t have that outlet to “cheat”

And women have to ask themselves would they rather their husbands talk 2 jamie online or go out 2 a bar or strip club and talk 2 women?

Bitch fight!! Woohoo! Keep it going Jamie

My hubby loves porn, I cannot stand it.. No worries here! He still teases me abt not participating. & yes he poops with the door open! LOL

Jamie doing research on the internet????

My ex bf had the same problem then 1 day i found his profile on ashleymadison.com!

She needs to be a bitch and with hold her house wife duties if he is holding out sex!

My husband did that and I made it VERY clear that I didn’t like it. And he still didn’t stop. So I put parental controls on the tv and computer

With a voice like that I’d stick with PALMella HANDerson getover it

Get over yourself sue! You should try clicking the old mouse once in a while!

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Skinny guys are hung Jamie

Desperate men wont tell big girls that they are big. Most married guys wont risk half their stuff by telling the truth. When hot guys bang fatties they laugh behind their big backs.

Jamie u need to date Latin men!! My husband is Cuban and he can’t resist my booty… Xo Jamie vina

Wouldn’t it be funny if palin was one of the sister wives!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jamie i know why she broke up with shawns son after they kissed he called his dad to talk him down. Its shawns fault!

Just tell him the truth. Go find the little Jamie White of the school and knock one out as a rebound.

Spread rumors at school that she has herpes. Then no one will date her.

Who cares about Kim kardashian. I want to know what the doc said about the purple penis!!!

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That wasn’t awkward, that was just creepy.

What do u call a deer with no eyes legs or penis………still no f…ing eyedeer.

The only thing that should be named after Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse

Good morning jamie, u get on my nerves but ur great, have a good day

My sister is really fat and she always is dating someone

I will take Jamie out and we can talk bad about fun size

Jamie White=Michael Scott from the office! Everyones invited but you.

Jamie White=Michael Scott from the office! Everyones invited but you.

Geee Mary Lou retten, can’t imagine why your back hurts

My daughter was bullied and when I approached the parents and it didn’t stop her lil sister got a hold of the lil bastard it was awesome cuz he stopped biting

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Hey andy i thought brook was perfect y do u need more wife’s?

A while ago, my brother convinced me that sheryl crow was mary kate and ashley olsens mom. I told everyone

I was at the club & this white man comes up to me & says if u were sh%^ & i was a fly i would be all over u. & im black. So hed come up to me & buzz in my ear

Eww a guy was starring at my feet in a sandwich shop and when I left he touched my arm and told me “I just love your beautiful toes”

He sent me a photo of himself standing next to his dead sons coffin!

I work for an animal control and once had to rescue a kitten from under a shed. The homeowner asked me what was going to happen to the Dkitten, so I told him. He told me he would keep it if I let him take me out. He then told me that he would name the kitten after me. It was creepy.

Going to Hawaii I will pick up a special fanny pack for Jamie

I had a cousin that would vomit on command if he didn’t get his way

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Nothing like an f-bomb to finish out the week!

What happend to mtv being music television? Haha. Their shows suck.

On second thought a nice gift for funsize would be something from the justin beaver collection.

Shawn & fun size are like shaggy & scooby

They have a buffet at a strip club? That’s awsome!!

Jamie quit being a hater. Leave us married guys alone

Dopi = ipod spelled in reverse.

Ernie is stupid. And has not been with a bunch of women either- his name is Ernie!

Jamie a great gift for fun size would be if u act like u like his ideas

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The last relationship I was in that lasted 1.5 yrs, I never farted in front of my gf but she did continually in front of me

The first time I stayed at my bfs house I farted in my sleep

A good rule is to wait for the chick to fart first.

Andy sounds like he pronounces it LIBERRY!!!!

I HATE it when dads say they “have to babysit”. Its not babysitting when its it your child!

Forget liberians. Republican women are way hotter.

So Jaime you cheated on the non farter but the farter cheated on you…

Meg kinda looks like Ben Franklin

Jamie… 7yrs times dog years is 35??? Try 49

I agree w Andy… Librarian is up there w teacher and cheerleader

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How’re you gonna end the show on that? Everyone would call with their two cents on that!

I love older women. They got s^%t together

Jamie not everyone’s life is as screwed up as yours.

This is just further proof that Jennifer Aniston is relationship cancer…first her own and now others

I made one: Run Prizes Fames Trucks = Fun Size’s Games Sucks

Is it bad that I always buy my dog an outfit at target and then keep all the tags and take it back after I take pictures??????

My three yr old lana is gona b an Iphone…my asian husband wire it lol

youre starting to sound like a douche Andy…the only people l know who are as in to dancing with the stars as you are all the middle aged women in my office

Geez andy, and you say gamers have no life…

If she takes him to doctors as a girlfriend he is gonna want to breast feed when he is married

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The show today isnt ops its delirious friday!! You poor things all need to go take a nap!

Petzel sticks dipped in cheese sauce changed my life!!!!!

Sometimes women cut their hair to look younger. Hey maybe we can blame Sharon Osbourn!

Slap chop! Life changer

Maybe Brett is a “grower” not a “show-er”?

Andy is a mommas boy

Thanks, now this crappy song is gonna be stuck in my head!

Why do people insist that kids are stupid? Oh thats right, its because they are!

My moms bday is in oct, so her friends told her they were having a costume party so she went as catwoman…it turned out to be a surprise party for her she was the only 1 dressed up…

Stephanie is right. I have long blonde hair. Few yrs ago i cut it short and dyed it light brown. Worst mistake.

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Jamie gave him a hooha after he gave it to her in the poopha.

I never thought yoga was cultish until you had that horse yoga chick on the show. She was a wack job

They edited out “gorilla juicehead” from the snookie quote

Jamie, I wish you had a web cam while you do the show. I would love to see the face you make as you do the “drunk woman” voice! Lol!

Anyone over 18 is fair game you don’t have to marry him

When I drink I become Roxy. And Roxy is WILD!!!! She does all kinds of things that I won’t do. My husband loves her. Lol

If u can read a palm u can read a penis!! Haha words to llive by

that sounds like a personal problem andy. lve been pulling hot chicks since l was 18 years old…but then again l am a hot chick so that might be a factor.