Leave a Comment | Posted by Texts From This Morning on October 6, 2010

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Jamie u RULE, great boobs too

I finally had sex while driving 70+ mph down hwy 99 a few weeks back

Did it in a movie theater during the movie ‘ the craft’

Most of those lot lizards are young girls forced into sexual slavery

I did it in the dressing room at Fashion Bug

My fiance actually ^*&%$ me under the blanket on the couch while her mom and sister was on our other couch watching a movie. I had to walk away with the blanket on me like I was cold.

I had sex with my boss in his office on his desk. It got video taped I got fired for being under 21 working as a cocktail waitress

When I worked at McDonalds my manager and I went to the basement to get supplies and she ended up giving me “blank”. To this day filet o fish still turn me on.

Jaime White, I just wanted to tell u that u have one of the most addictive laughs. It’s hard nor to laugh when ur laughing. I guess that’s y ur on the radio. :)

You’re like Dr Laura’s alter-ego! lol

God andy ur so white… J

Leave a Comment | Posted by Texts From This Morning on October 5, 2010

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Sean is starting to FREAK ME OUT!!!

Ha ha ha. What can I saw, I’m Mexican, spanking is as essential as eating to us….”so we learn”!

Once I took my 16 yr old daughter’s phone, iPod, computer privileges, and grounded her and she said please just spank me instead. Hahaha

Same with my 3 yr old son… He likes to look at girls in bikini.. OMG… Thought he was the only one..

Spank your kids please. they need to learn consequenses. A prison cell should not be the first place to learn you have to pay for your actions.

like to call a paddle ” the board of education” because after it’s used, you’ve learned your lesson!

Jamie likes to ball gag the 25 yr olds she sees haha

Haha intern Sean is tubby

It’s like he’s raising future S and M participants ….

Wow! Really no one got Whacked at 15?? Good job Sean. That’s what parents need to do. Hence why we have nimcapoops because we do and let kids do as they please w no repecautions

luv spankings now, it is a huge turn on

They should’ve had the Hoff come sing. Bolton was such a sissy la la because he didn’t like Bruno’s comments.

What is the fascination with women wanting to pop zits? My gf is constantly trying to pick an pop anything on my body! I cant stand it it hurts lol

My wifes says I’m a homo cuz I go to the gym every day and shave my abs.

You guys are like a Bing commercial

Leave a Comment | Posted by Texts From This Morning on October 4, 2010

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California girls are really meaner ” if you ain’t rich they ain’t going no where near your wiener “

Tiger’s got a hard putt

The guy the created spongebob DID go to Humbolt, so at least pot was involved!

Scrotum looks like chicken skin Kara

It really sounds like your saying penis instead of peanuts and it’s cracking me up

Lady Gaga should be against the law.

Leave a Comment | Posted by Texts From This Morning on October 4, 2010

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I think intern Sean is the evil one here. Hes out to get you Jamie!

It’s called a snot rocket.

Shawn’s son may become obsessed with boobs

I have a human centipede hidden in the basement from my girlfriend!

I’m just messing around, don’t get Daves panties in a bunch!

I have a bikini top from my wife when she was in college to remind me that she was hot once.

Wow Intern Sean is our own soap opera.

She could torture terrorists with her talking!

Stop the insanity!!!!! Not this song again, Andy it was in my head too!! Ahhhhhhhh

Tell intern shawn that it won’t burn to many calories to put clothes in a drawer or closet