VIBRATING TEXTS AT 65178

The hitachi is magnificent. Jamie its first class… pocket rocket is coach.

Let’s be fair Jamie, it’s hard NOT to go out with one of your ex bfs, there are so many

So regarding men and child support, basically what you’re saying is that it’s okay for a mother to run off and not take care of her kids, but it’s not ok for a guy to do it?!

Come on Andy. Enough diva music! geeze…

My son was concieved in either Vegas, Humboldt County or in Maine…hard to say…

Hint: she comes acrossed as very bitchy.

How the hell did you end up naming him clifford when he wasn’t even orange!

I’m fat does that mean I’m addicted to snickers?

This show is a dam addiction! I wonder if I can get disability for the mental state I’m in after listening to you guys?

I had a couple of boyfriends who said i did sleep sex

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I am married… I show the poop! It is all about the shock factor! You have to trick the woman in there though, like tell her there is a big spider behind toilt

Everyperson in the TSA line around me got put through a body scanner at sfo last Tuesday. I was the only male in line

Infectious agents… Kind of a dual meaning there!

Andy does look like Perez, but I don’t think he sounds like him. Weird.

There is a youtube of a guy getting a DUI on a motorized barstool

Hey Jamie! Did you ever learn how to stand to pee?

My cousin doesnt know much about lesbians (or have much of a filter for that matter) and procceeded to ask my gf and me how we like it, if we use toys, and if theyre like the normal kind

Someone tried to burn the church down the night b4 my wedding. U can c the caution tape and mess in my wedding photos. Now divorced. Shoulda known better.

TURKEY TEXT AT 65178
Ugh, I’m disappointed! You’re not going to play Adam Sandlers Turkey song??

Andy, you never told me you had a pet shop!

My 1st time being stuck alone with my boyfriend’s parents… I just kept on drinking

So Jamie, when is your show going to be back on the air? Tuesday? Wednesday? We know it won’t be Monday as it NEVER is on these long weekends. Lol!

I have a panic attack every time when I go to my husband’s parents house

What is happening to you guys can you be any more b o r i n g…OH MY GOSH!

Tilapia is a fish. Tapioca is a pudding flavor!!

Welcome to the discount radio station of Sacramento!

So looking forward to Thanksgiving but NOT looking forward to the millions of pics that ppl will be posting on FB of their turkey or their thanksgiving meal!

In thankful for girls with really Big Boobs! My girlfriend is barely a C cup!

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I’m not talking to a cousin b/c she tried to get me into a threesome w/her married boyfriend TWICE.

I’m going to clean every window in the house today inside and out.

Oprah yesterday was so f’in redic!!! She gave away a ton of stuff! It was 1 of the best shows!!

That penile implant

Most annoying song ever

And u had drinking game with the word ‘tar balls’ !!!!

Yeah, but one of MJ’s songs would make me feel much better:*)

God forbid if any of those people go to jail for anything and gets pat down

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The “deodorant under the boobs” is the best Jamie White show helpful hint so far

Women wear expensive shoes to impress other women, not men.

Was Andy about to slip into “Extreme Oprah”?

Her laugh sounds like the stripper…

It’s not like his wife hasn’t imagined Brad Pitt while in bed with him.

We’re not whores we’re just Fun

Us guys look at porn and you females go out shopping and buy expensive make up.

Yes, sometimes I’d like my girl to be tighter in her body like some of the porn models…but I don’t tell her

Don’t you wake up at 4am every day?

Black Friday is for girls and gay guys!

FRIDAY TEXTS AT 65178
UFO’s are real! Jamie White doesn’t really exist.

Everytime u say OPS open phone sacramento i swear your gonna say open phone sex!!!!! Every morning i love it!!!!

More like Return of the Fluff if you ask me.

The headlines… Jamie White causes trouble again… In Sacramento.

I just watched that Bristol and Situation Abstinence PSA. Is it just me or is it obvious they are banging each other?

If you were singled out at by the tsa you were probably asking for it.

I think a bunch of very obese people should get together wearing metallic nipple art and go to the scanners at the same time. TSA’s worse day ever!

Where there’s deer, there’s mountain lions… And cougars named Jamie!

I would have called, but I got high.

I say A/C shaun because he gave away his kid for an air conditioner!!!!

No one likes Shaun mcfluffin! We want A/C shaun!!!!

TEXTING FUN AT 65178

Fluffy Shaun the fluffer!

In my family “fluff” is our word for fart… Is intern shawn really gassy??

I went to school with Brent barry and his now wife. She was amazing in high school and I’ve seen some magazine pictures of her. How can you blame Tony Parker!

I got to Andy’s Facebook for the Powerhouse Pub updates…I stay for the scripture.

Jamie had a braingasm lol

I’d rather shake Andy’s hand than sift through poop. But it is a close call.

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Tonight at Powerhouse: “Hey Andy, you have some hair gel hanging off your ear!”

Yuk!! I know way too much about Andy. A towel !!!! I hope little swiimmer’s rag is a different color or something.

My aunt loved her cat Crystal so much when she died she mummifed the cat and burried it in the back yard with a head stone. She’s the crazy aunt

I feel like that Situation/ Palin video should be used to torture Al Queda

One of the people that I facebook stock just posted: excuse me while I grow a goiter

Morning Jamie and all!!!! I lived in Alaska 4 ten years as a kid and the f bomb is one of the first words u learn.

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I smoked a bunch of weed and got my nipples pierced because it totally has pain relieving properties. I felt nothing

Jamie sounds like u need to smoke some marijuanaDyan

My mom threw a knife at my brother for gettin a tattoo. he moved and the knife went threw the big screen tv

I think dave smoked more than pot today.

Wow i used to wish for world peace, but now I just want to pee standing up

Yea my girls all about that… Standing to pee… After she’s pounded a bottle of Patron

Just let the bear eat Palin.

Can you imagine if Snooki ever got pregnant? What a mess would that be?

I will take Herpies for 2.5 mil Adam

HAPPY MONDAY TEXTS AT 65178

Foreskin is natures condom.

There is a girl at my work her and her boyfriend go to “fair” and they are ugly and have more issues than tissues

drive a retired cop car. Totally blasted Ice Ice Baby with three kids in carseats and the windows down

Saw a 400lbs pink haired -dare I say women- her shirt read— Just try to kidnap me!!

Being three hundred pounds wearing leggings with knee high boots is over.

Who needs soap operas? I’ve got Jamie

Since I have a tumor on my brain already maybe my phone’s radiation will shrink it.

Uncercumsized men are what we call Turtle Necks,.. At least thats what I called my ex.