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For that guy breaking his hand is severe and emotional distress! That is his date, driving partner….

Girls dont want a pic of a dude’s junk, however some chics are freaky like that.

Listening to yesterday’s podcast. Andy,you just won me over w/the “…you’re fat & dirty” comment to gamer dork. you guys make my work hours less painful

Im gonna send christmas cards to my exs with my penis on it..
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Photos are bad. I lost my phone and someone found it but I don’t have the balls to get it. Too many photos that were meant only for my husband!

Hey jamie, i think u need to date a mexican..lol

So I shouldn’t send a pic of my junk to you right now?

its so funny that andy sounds so believable when he makes creepy man noises!!

Omg I was snooping at my grandparents and I found their sex drawer…soooo yucky!!!

Oh come on jamie, you never use to try to watch the scrambled porn on ON tv when you were little?

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i have learned today: the typical nerd is not the gamer. its the hot “college footballer” who’s the absolute nerd and geek. im gonna date a nerd now instead.

Can we get back to talking about sex? I feel like the show is having a dry spell today!

Finally andy has bumped up to being semi-cool for dumping on travis! Bravo

If you have never had giant boobs that are floppy and gross then you dont know how great it is too fit in your clothes

Jamie & andy thanks 4 comin in today on vetrens day u guys make my day better

I’m taking a giant poopy right now

Funsize try shaving ur hairlip

Hahahahaa I would have took back my bitching and took snow board tix.

Hey that’s my cousin your talking about

My little brother is the exact same way! He grew up playing with legos.His room is filled with them and he has every single gaming system.They consume his life

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Ha Ha Ha Ha you guys have to work tomorrow but most of us have the day off!!!!

Both my husbands were 1 night stands. 7 yr marriage #1. Now 5 yrs happily married to #2. Fun fun fun in between! =)

Met my husband at a kegger, had a 1 night stand…. dropped him at his car in the a.m. & sped away. Been married 11 years.

Slap two hams together Jamie and there you go. Fat people having sex

Jaimie…..OMG I am skinny with huge boobs and work at a very professional place. I always wear turtlenecks and high cut shirts but men still ALWAYS stare at my boobs! Men are sex driven pigs and cant help themselves. Tell these girls to shut up and get over it. They should be happy with what they’ve got

Why should I be ashamed of my body. As a large breasted woman I am proud of my body. I don’t care if people look but its not an invitationfor harassment

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You’re going to be shaped like a snowman!!!

Aww Jamie, you’re a beautiful genius!!!

I’m fine! My sperm donor is a jackass. Haha

I am still upset about that stupid stripper and how she made all of them sound like idiots!

I was just wondering if andy ended up getting laid last night?

Omg Jamie don’t feel bad. She’s a door mat that’s known he was an ass for the last 9 years. She knew what she had and chose to Kerry iy

Fine I’ll take 1 for the team jamie, give me alina’s number ill make it happen for her….i guess

She needs to go be cougar without contraceptives. Have fun and get knocked up

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laundry is like sex if it’s a small load I’ll just do it by hand

If you want to get away with taking care of babies at night, work a graveyard shift.

Andy take Sean’s guy card away right now! He just rolled all dads under the bus.

I think its so funny that you guys use to pick on Andy for not being sure/ready about having kids and now your trying to scare him about it lol

Fun size is so George Costanza when he wears his ski jacket to a bar with all the lift tickets still on it

Oh great, another excuse for Jamie to resent men, like she didn’t already have enough….

Ill let 14 month old cry. Husband can’t handle so he’ll get up n get her

Enjoy the hot sex while you’re getting it, bro. Just prepair for the biggest dry spell you’ve ever had.

When i was 20 i got of the depo shot after a yr and was told it lasts in ur system for 18 months…BULL, i got prego 2 months later. I got off it in nov

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I dated a guy whose mom waxed his back

The airport smells like Cinnabon

I always thought u called Fun Size that because he was a midget and realized he got the name from the size of his pecker.

I finally started shaving my arms because my boyfriend was giving me a hard time about black arm hair. Now he gives me shit about my cactus arms.

I can’t stand men with facial hair. Its just creepy.

My boyfriends blackheads bother the hell out of me!

How much you wanna bet fun size isn’t gettin laid tonite

Love shack twice in one week?! In gonna shoot myself. Please andy, theres gotta be something better.

My dad would point as he was walking behind us and say duck duck! Smack us upside the head and say “i told you to duck!”

My mom wouldnt let me have pop rocks, but it was to protect me.

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I tell my daughter to just say “so” when people tease her. Like who cares. “ew, you fOdoyle rules!atrted” “so”. It kills it, cuz what’s a comeback to so?

Odoyle rules!

I wonder how many folks like that would have come out of the woodwork if 19 had passed?

Ok just looked Trish Cyrus up on the net, not hot, not even close to Jamie ! Jamie is way hot

You guys are going to make me in to a crazy. Your encouraging my snooping and making believe I am going to discover something horrible. I am now debating gettin

My dad broke into my stepmoms house and hid a baby monitor in the vent in her room. And he would take my car to listen in

So I was at a bar and asked this accountant, “what’s the matter?” He balled, “It’s my Wife! She doesn’t depreciate me anymore!”

And Vince Neil is on skating with the stars. He’s sooo fat!

love the Buzz! It’s a medical necessity 4 me!

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His should be if u own matchbox cars I cant date u

Jamie hates fat people

He can have as many adorable outfits you want if he is still wearing ugs he isn’t fitting in

Just cuz she stripped doesn’t mean she was a whore…

U should stop worrying about what those snobs think about u…they r just jealous cuz ur fun

She should start making even louder sex noises!!!

She should start making even louder sex noises!!!

I will be so glad when today is over and we dont have to see all those political commercials anymore!!!!!!!!

Steve is the wife, listen to his voice as he says NO. Sounds like my wife exactly.

Is it just me or is Jamie saying “y’all” ALOT more then usual today?

I am for sure addicted to it. Im like a guy….. I always think about it…. Its a prblem wen trying to be faithful. And its true, im never satisfied.

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No they did consumate the marriage she just slept thru it

Andy sounded so gay when he said “SHAQ IS GAY”. Can you replay that clip and listen again?

U definetely dominate the trailer park demographic in Sacramento.

My ex watched our daughter while I went out I came home drunk and now Im pregnant

My mom and her red hat group are going to hooters next week!? Lol

Tell your son that bugers are nose poop. He will never eat it again.