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After listening to a commercial which Jamie says “i cant see my hoohaa” my 5yr old son had been obsessed with “figuring out this hoohog thing” =) he googled it

But I’m hot just curvy. They’d donate to me at free lipo

Red cross… Or boob job?? Hard choice, feed hungary children, or be superficial.

have a friend who resembles Snooki and it pisses her off when people call her Snooki. It’s fun to make her mad. Lol

At least it won’t be 2012. Snookie in the New Years ball would definitely be an omen of the end of the world…

OH MY GOD. this is so freakin’ adorable. Your kid callers are way better than your regular callers

I thought they found herpes meds in Paris Hiltons garbage?Adam (the garbageman)

l just said to my friend that as sad as this is for kate, l would much rather hang out with ridiculously crazy and super annoying sarah palin!!

Jamie, you would be kicked out of Australia!

I bet Andy will have a girl, and she will be SPOILED!