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If you had Miley’s parents wouldn’t you be stoned too? C’mon Bret could be her step daddy

You just said mistawiener

Who keeps $1066 in their iTunes account???

If there’s no ring on the finger all’s fair in love and war.

I love you but women who think like you are what’s wrong with the world!!! Women like you are why men cheat!!!

Andy!! Stop being a square!!!

Jaime!!!!!!!!! Just think about Karma……

Jamie’s moral standards. Now there’s an oxymoron

Rule of thumb. If youre looking for assurance that what you did was ok, then its probably not.

Jamie is a “Gold Digger”? What a Shock!!!!!