YOUR FINAL 2010 TEXTS AT 65178

I wear flip flops in the shower cause I don’t like the texture of porcelain.

Is fun sizes dad bald? Cuz if her mom is fluffy & his dad is bald with a prego gut, then they will be a perfect match later on in their relationship.

i really liked that pantie joke but it got me thinking…can you still call them panties if you wear a thong? or it that reserved for full-butted only

Have you seen what bird sh*t does to car paint?! Not good

my cat likes to eat toilet paper also, thats not so weird.

I hate going through the self checkout only to find four idiots who don’t know what they are doing taking forever trying to scan their items.

Roses are reddish, violets are bluish, if it weren’t for Christmas, we’d all be Jewish!

After 30 years together( we are only 47) my husband has learned that the holidays are much better if he helps.

My mom is wrapping my wifes gifts tonight for me.

Xmas eve 2000. I was having an affair with my wife’s sister. Wife called looking for me cuz I was late. Her sister had me give her oral while she was on the phone her.