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Hey my wife shaved when she was prego

Ryan had alot of rectal thermometer breaks!

Warn him abou the gag reflex!! In pregnant and I used to be a champ… And now I can’t even brush my teeth with out gagging… (

When I had my son. His head was so big, I rippd to the 4th degree which is the maxx a person can rip, after dr stiched me, he said “nice as new” haha

Andy don’t believe them my wife never felt disgusting. Her boobs look better than they ever did. She was counting down for the 6 weeks of sex just like was and our son is 9 mos old and we still have sex an average of 3 times a week.

Level 3 episiotomy and sex 5 weeks later. Andy love your wife and help her out. You’ll be fine.

Just a little advice. Don’t make any deals without her consent. My husband told everyone he was going to the dishes in exchange for manly pleasures until I could have sex. He didn’t make the deal with me. Let’s just say I fulfilled my end of the bargain and he failed miserably. No videos because your wife may not want to see her hoo-​hoo in the changed form. I definitely did not want to see it! Good luck and be patient!!!

Andy, enjoy the sex, freedom and sleep while you can!!!

ENJOY THE BIG BOOOOOBIES BEFORE THE THE BELLY COMES!!

So if you marry yourself? Does thay mean you’re gay or straight? Lol!

Jamie is Sacramento’s very own life coach! Unfortuneately we can’t get a refund!

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Yeah, Julia Roberts is a horrible lay

Patsy sounds hot is she single

I’m glad you’re back today. I almost called in sick because driving a garbage truck without JW sucks!

I have a Yoda tree-topper. & I love it!

From 3 some do’s to holy trinity dont’s

Miley’s boots smell like fish!

Has the Limo driven up yet? Is Jamie White coming in today?

TEXTIES AT 65178

LoL have been with girls with double d’s. And I prefer a nice full c. Double d’s were fun

I was told by my dad…”Son, women are like shoes; there are many types and sizes, and the world is like a giant Foot Locker Store. Just throw the old pair away and grab a new one.”

I’m a 25 year old guy The best advise I’ve ever got when I was a teenager was “dude I know she’s hot, but show me a beautiful girl and not too far away is a guywho is sick of her BS” it really stuck with me

Send the boy to reno, go to exit 29, he will look at chicks a bit differently

Ill donate to as long as its all recorded and we can listen to it over and over on the web. Get that lieing SOB! Oh that would be great 2 B the fly on that wall

Gwen stout is that beer, cause seriously who names a store for women that

NO SHOW TODAY.