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I work in olivehurst… good to know i might blow up!

Even better, parents are drunk upstairs and kids are doing it in the basement…omg

Shawn is on a parenting vacation at the river denile

I have pleasured a girlfriend in the back of her parent’s car and they thought we were both dead asleep

There’s a very easy way to tell if a teenager is lying…. Their mouth is open.

lets call th intern GRAMPY SHAWN

Umm, Andy said the horse guy is broken and last week he said that women who don’t want kids are broken…. Is he comparing me to the horse boner?! Not ok

The worst status was “…wondering how I’m going to fit all this thanksgiving into size zero jeans.”

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Andy is ALL talk. Can’t wai to see what he is like after those babies are born. He has no idea

Hi jamie, not to be an ass but why do you always say across with a T in it? It drives me a little crazy. It sounds like acrost.

Hahaha!! Jamie White Show gets her news in cereal boxes, wait, crackerJax box? Alien syndrome? I have it too, can’t help touching women’s breastsis!

When life gives you douchebags… make Jersey Shore.

Now j has a problem with tattoos? Or strippers with words? By the way, do the words change to different words due to age and sagging?

Embarrassing as it is I’ve not only once but repeatedly dropped or had my phone dropped in the toilet lol regular warranties don’t cover water damage and they h

My mom was dating a 19yr old when she was 34. He was only 8 yrs older than me. Yuuuuk. He was nasty

U guys can’t talk about not beating people up then play coolios gangstas paradise!! I’m at work and now all I wanna do is beat someone up! Lol

Has Jamie learned to pee standing up yet? Haha

We watch jersery shore same reason we listen to ur show ….we don’t know why!

Jamie, kick your coworkers in the butt wake em up!!!

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I’m embarrassed for andy and his water breaking. That’s NOT normal at ALL. Wow, looks like j has the most respect, that’s sad to say.

every single girl that went to a jesuit dance in the mid 90’s is now wondering if they danced with a goofy guy that may have broke his water on her dress.

My friends husband got pissed she was cheating and threw all her clothes on the lawn and drove the car back and forth over them

I take back anything bad I’ve said about sean and his wife..just from that clip of the car reving, she and him are awesome! Leave them alone!

Hey Shawn, you need to change your shirt, those whip lashes are bleeding through!

There are nutjobs in every sect of religion, us Catholics are just more interesting to talk about.

Really Jamie? Really? You go from Jesus to poop?

Imagine the dirty talk! “Oh yeah daddy, cast that spell!”

Call it Andyland!! In the clouds and foggy fairy taleish!!

I’d be married if the state allowed it.

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Jamie if giving and receiving Makes you gay then r u a bi sexual?? Lol Love your show!

Andy sounds so gay when he says “we’re sisters”

The 1 guy who knows the truth about aikman is the center from the cowboxs i think he just figured out why they never did shotgun smaps,trashman

All your callers must be smoking something. As the wife I’d be uncomfortable if I was the only guest there amongst the employees.

Seinfeld reference: intern Shawn is a sidler.

His balls r in her purse… Thats y he goes w her everywhere.

I completely agree with jamie, andy and funsize. I love fluffy sean but hes got some big ass balls if he thinks he can invite a +1 to ANY/ALL events, espa work event. I hate when ppl feel so entitled!

Is intern shawn growing a vagina?

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I stay away from bisexuals for this reason… TOO MUCH COMPETITION! I cant compete with a woman’s offers and she can’t mine…. Very unfair odds!

I just want you guys to know that your ignorance and childishness around the topic of bisexuality this morning was disgraceful

Think i threw up in my mouth a little

Sometimes you gotta call a spade a spade. Krista is a walking 2 hour Maury special

3 bisexuals in one household…..PAAAAAAAAARTAAAAAY!!

Once puberty hits, nothing good can come from a sleep over.

Oh what a surprise, she doesn’t like some superficial thing on someone she’s never met. Can’t wait for her to come back from the date and share all the t

My younger sister came out as bisexual at age 13. We all thought it was a phase. Now at 19 she’s gay. It’s always been hard believing if girls were just friends

God u guys r freakn killing me this morning, freakn hilarious i Loveeee it omg! I just had a baby 6 mths ago and i traded my 2 door g35 coupe for a lexus is350

My wife is freakin hot and she drives a mini van.

Porn is andy’s hobby

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Thanks for giving all of us over 40 with bangs a complex! Happy Tuesday

Oh my god! I’m listening to you guys in my office on my iPhone and knocked it off my desk which pulled the headphone plug out just as Jamie was yelling its time for a tampon!

XOh my God!!! U guys are killing me!!! I’m sitting in a doctors office and I just bursted into laughter bc of the tampon talk. And everyone just looked atme. I had to apologize.

Aw u will lose ur man cave sorry Andy Stock up on tampons and midol

Omg, my hubby told me if we had girls he prob use twisty ties to tie our girls hair…

You better save your money, buddy. Lots of prom dresses and shoes…

My husband decided to tell me he likes wearing diapers and acting like a baby

There’s an app for that only bugs those that can not get the app. Stop being so damn cheap and get an iPhone already!!!!!

Did Intern Sean accidentally step in some uranium, or is it just the shirt that’s glowing?

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Fun size Daves wife bought him a c-​ring to spice up their sex life and he mistook it for a hula hoop =P

Wow, all this fat talk today and nipple talk yesterday.. You guys are making me feel REALLY insecure bout my body… Geez.

Turn andys filter off more often-​he is funny

I called my exwife fat once. Hence ex

Did two skinny girls just have a who’s fatter fight on the radio?

Maybe I m�ssed it, but will his wife go downtown for hot dogs or is she a vegitarian too?

When at the pier did he say hi to the little man in the boat??

Omg! I just realized what that song Downtown by Petula Clark means! They were perverts back then!

Yes we do but only if the guys knw what they are doing downtown.. Some loses sense of direction!!

If fun size does not dine downtown with a woman does he expect a woman to take the elevator down for him??!?!

Funsize step up to the buffet. It’s all u can eat

There are a couple great hole in the wall places to eat downtown!

My husband calls me Jenna (jamisson) when I have had too much to drink.

I turn into Roxy when I’m drunk. She’s a lot more fun than I am. My husband looooves Roxy. Lol

Tell fun size not to worry she’s prob just a drunk

Whenever I try to figure out an explanation for Jamie, all I have to do is listen to her dad and I understand. lol

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How did she not know at 270lbs that her husband might be unattracted to her

pony tails rock

Her husbands probably afraid to suffocate to death if they have sex….that bitch is huge!!!! I’m 5′8 and 255 and not a small girl to give u an idea

She sounds great can i get her number, mel gibson

My husband is 26 and im 24. We have no kids and have been married for almost 2 months. I am lucky if we have sex once a week let alone twice.

Thats the forty percent with herpys

Jennifer should have stuck with Sylvester and got a great Tongue Lashing:p

He had told me he had just two kids but his wife died of cancer. He told me he was a basketball organizer for NBA Come to find out. Wife is alive with restraining order and he is not allowed to see his kids. He has no job and borrowed a friends car to meet me for dinner. The baby sitter that had called him was the girlfriend. She found my number on his cell bill. He tried to go out with me again saying the his ex-​ with the two week-​old baby was crazy and nothing she said was true!!!

I wonder how many listeners you’re going to lose again today because of your fat comments. lol

Jaime your not FAT you just have a little cushion for tye pushin

Sturdy is my kinda purdy!

Yes people studded in other languages! Guy is a dumb ass

I wonder if people grow into their snuggies! lol

Jamie, does Andy get memos for making dumb ass comments? Or do you always take the fall?

I swear you have SO MUCH drama, Jamie! You should start a Radio Reality Show or something… Oh, wait!

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She’s an egotistical bitch who needs a punch in the face not rehab. Nobody talks about Jamie like that!!!

I could hardly drive I was laughing so hard @ Jamie’s ear tasting impression. So spot on!!! Still cracking up!

Agrees with andy… I know where my penis has been and its been nowhere i wouldnt put my tongue

I bet fun size has the same build as the lead singer of the black crowes! That dude is wicked skinny!

I think thats great. God dont care what fat people put in their mouth. Theres more worries in the world

How come skinny ugly bitches like to call other people Fat? LoL yes this means you Jamie

Tall n skinny is better than short n fat!! But tall n fat is good too

Intern shAwn I have a tanning bed for sale.. $300 and it’s yours my friend

The minute the show is over does Jamie’s phone start ringing and she then spends the rest of her day explaining why she said what she said on the show???

all those tofu farting feries that want to eat organic and “healty” that are pushing the whole glueten thing

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Andy keep your mouth shut if you have a boy. A friend of mine had her son pee in her mouth. Hahaha

What? Kim Kardashian is stalking kids on xbox live?

At my sisters wedding, my biological father my moms 2nd & 3rd husband were there & I have a photo of all 4 together talking. Total white trash.

I want to go smoke some crack now

Jamie should start a youtube channel! Great idea! You can be the next aspiring Oprah!

Andy’s girl voice sounds like the Michael Jackson character on south Park

Is Dave on crack today? lol

Yayy.. Just won a pot at work.. I bet that andy was having twins!! Wooohooo!!!

Wonder if twins = double the dry spell?

I’m getting grossed out w/ buggars poop and no washing hands. BARF!

My bf NEVER washes his hands, not even at home. What’s wrong with men? Lol.

Ewwww u guys are all freaks!!

I have never tasted my own ear! Gross.

IM WITH ANDY!!!!!!Unless you 1 or 2 on yourself, there is no reason to wash. Washing when you go in is a better idea to wash the world off our hand

If I was his wife, I would not let him touch the baby!

You seem tense Jamie, want a breast massage? Lmao!

Autotuning is getting so freakin’ old. Kind of like flash mobs.