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Hope you kids have a fat weekend! Love you long time!!!

CA Catholic girls r the biggest whores ever! I know bc I was one

Jamie, is that the first time you’ve prayed to stop something from entering your mouth =P

All of these callers are dumb. I’m a teacher and what people forget is that the traits of an ADD kid are the same as a gifted kid not being challenged in classes.

I was a screw up in high school so my parents sent me to boarding school. That is where bad kids go and get worse together!

Military school. Bye son. See you in the summer

The real housewives of beverly hills is STUPID! I want to see the housewives of atlanta whoop on the hills wives!

Jamie is a dumpster diva.

Trailer park of sacramento radio? More like a Ronald McRadio Drive Thru if you ask me.

Totally wanna have sex w jamie when she talks like that

Maybe intern sean cant spell JOY, and it was easier to say darlene

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Poor jake. Now taylor swift is going to write a terrible song about him.

My friend used to date jamie pressley and allegedly she likes to suck her thumb while having relations!

Are u writeing a book? Jamies golddigging 101.

U guys are getting a memo

Great im driving my car looking at lesbians that look like justin bieber! The judge wil like that excuse.

People of walmart or faces of walmart is fun wasted hours of my life there

Did that person that said they quit Facebook have that as a status update?

think it’s funny you mention Jake Gylenhall is homosexual. The reason he’s not with Twaylor is because she wasn’t flat chested enough.

I think we need a Jamie White rap.

I could tell that you guys owned Textsfromthismorning.com from the money shot in the background.

Who misses their sons wedding cause they cant bite their tongue

wait. so does booty spanking considered abuse durin sex??? haha

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Jamie, your a jerk and I love it. LOL! You always make me laugh.

This lady is smoking crack. Giving your child the opportunity to wear what they want is fine, but with guidance. That is what a parent does.

I wore a dress in high skool.. But only on Halloween so I can sneak in the girls bathroom. Lol

maybe th princess boy shld only b allowed 2 wear flannel skirts

These callers that don’t agree with andy.. Can kiss ass!! They just don’t knw how to take control of situation with their kids.. Who effin cares if the spoild brat cries! Let them cry! Kids knw what they can and can’t get away with.. When they cry theire gona know they can get what they want..

You should start calling Andy Mommy Dearest! Cuz he sounds like he is going 2 be the meanest parent ever!

Andy is right… You have to make rules and stick to them… Bad parenting is mostly laziness and letting the kid get their way by whining

Good luck with that attitude Andy. It won’t be that easy

I insisted everyone call me pippy longstocking and refused to be called by my real name!!

Jaime grow a backbone….

So when hes 13 jamie and wants to smoke pot you cant tell him no its his choice …

Justin bieber is a crack baby! I love it. Hahahaha

But I think the words end was Snookie being on Hollywood news. Yuck!

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My son got a bike helmet for his 2nd birthday. He called it his football helmet and wore it constantly for a week. Even to bed.

my daughter acts like cindrella and sleeping beauty she will be 3 next week she even told cindrella she wanted her job

Uggs are for girls. He knows he shouldnt wear them

My husband smokes pot and he has NO problem with sex drive……… just has a problem with longevity. LoL

My desire is to fight an ostrich. I’m pretty sure I could take one.

My resolution is the same every year and it’s from your old show, Jamie. Less creepy!

The guy that predicted may 21 as judgement day also predicted sep 6 in 1994. And nothing happened, i guess he figured he had waited long enough and it was time to predict another one.

They are all bull sh*t but global warning has cost up billions for some made up sh*t

Completely guilty of cutting my hair off after a break up…two different times. Its a bad bad bad idea. It didn’t prove any point besides that I was dumb.

What a great busines name! Rub Nub Massage Therapy.

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Y’all are bitches for laughing at Fun Size. LOL! But it was funny.

My ball drops everytime I see Snookie too!

Forget new years eve Starbucks is out of mocha how does that happen ugh

Wow u hooked up with a drunk chick? Is that ur way of comin out?

Went to drop my kids off @ school today…they don’t go back till NEXT monday!

|In 2006-​7 the year my husband left… I sat home and watched my wed video.

Not to be mean, but does anyone else think that Dick Clark looks like the “JOKER”. Ken

think Dick had waaaaay too much to drink. He was slurring sooooo much! =P

Sean, what an awesome way to avoid working out “I’m not going to lose wait as an NYE resolution because that’s what everyone else is doing”

Ur new years resolution should be 2 STOP snorting when u laugh.. Lol

Omg! This show sucks! Just how I like it! ;-​)