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Omg,Andy! You can work it out! Get the paper towel ready before you wash, then turn off faucet with towel!

Fun size is just freaking out cause he could fit in the drain

Hahaha.. atta a boy! i had an ex that claimed she liked putting A-​1 on her ’steak’ before consuming.. but never proved it…. hooker!

Yeasty, fishy analogies aren’t very good for this situation, Jamie!-​ Scott in Roseville

I had sex in the middle of a crowded yard at sac county jail visitors center some people realized what we were doing and cheered for us

I know about lot lizzaards , do u need a number?

Grandma and aunt in sofa bed sleeping my boyfriend and I in sleeping bags underneath and they never woke up….

I saw my sister sitting on some big guys lap. In church….wait, worse things happen at churches, carry on with the other texts and stuff.

That “flood” 5 or 6 years ago is called a tsunami. That bitch is drama. Listen to her know it all voice! Eriks law I’m shooting Eve first