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My boyfriend said he attempted to send me flowers and it’s ftd’s fault that I didn’t get them. Then takes me to dinner at Mongolian BBQ. Comes home to paass out on the couch watching family guy. went to bed by 9:30. REALLY??

I work at a grocery store and yesterdays customers were 90 percent guys buying last minute cards and chocolates! Really?

My wife and I put the kids to bed, took a shower together got into bed naked -​ then she just crashed…I ended up laying in bed and watching Shutter Island with my snoring wife next to me…

I think Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan should hook up. They’d be together 24/7. At home and in rehab….

Lmao Jaime ur the best. “live you stupid bitch!”

Why r all these dumb chicks crying over valentines day? It’s not their bday or Xmas. Pathetic. Lol

In 29 years I never got a valentine. Not even really at school either. I know I’m a major loser, lol.

Gaga for sure but hey Andy I alwAys thought Michael and latoya were the same person.

Jamie, do u realize tht u snort.