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ha ha ha ha George has perm! George has a perm!

Phrase of the day “bitches be crazy”

I see the show is on it’s A game on hump day…

These women make a good argument for swingers. At least they are honest. Crazy.

These women are stupid! I would never cheat on my wife but if I did she would cut “it” off, divorce me and then kill me. These women need to grow some balls

Look on the bright side, at least it wasn’t ashley madison!

this guy sounds like hes in a cult..making men more of boob man

So are they permoting sex as well kids dont need to know how to breatfeed at 6 also is it saying its ok for babies to have babies i dont think so and i am totally for breastfeeding i would never get this for my daughter this guy is creepy saying the top is cute hang up nast ass

Thank u catholics r the bomb.

OMG Jamie. You’ve been advertising that you’re “Big Bush Jamie” yet you shaved it off and became “No Bush Jamie.” I bet he was thinking… FALSE ADVERTISING!

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Swallow1971 does not sound like you tube, more like porntube

omg!!!! cheatrville sounds like so much fun on a drunken nit!!!!!

Wow i used jamies picture and it came out with a 70s b- we know thats not right.

Jamie didn’t need the thought of Sean naked. Ugh

Shave everything! Good for you, Jamie.

Ewwww. Shaving makes you a prickly pear. Wax!!

Skinny jeans look horrible on 95 percent of women. That’s because 70 % of you are overweight and 25% have oddly shaped bodies. It just looks bad.

Ordered new furniture 5 weeks ago. Havent had a sofa to sit on. some how that amounts to loosing ten pounds…the new furniture is being delivered today.. i can already feel the 10 pounds coming back maybe all the fat people in the world should have all of their furniture taken out of their house so they cant sit down… just saying it might work

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My perve of the day? Maryjean Ballner cat massage lady!

I think cat is just a euphemism!

I just did it right now! I dripped milk on the hardwood floor and instead of cleaning it, I encouraged my dog to lick it up! Ah ha!

We text r sons they live upstairs..lol

Lane bryant models are hot!

My daughtetr is 18 when I ask her to do the dishes she says she might as well get pregnant if she is going to take care of a house. I just want to smack her.

I dump my old contact lens solution on my bedroom floor instead of walking it to a garbage can or sink, tiolet.

I use the dryer to iron my clothes:-​)

I dont go outside to let the dog outta the kennel till jamie white is over. I know shes thirsty and needs to pee.

I hate putting the silverware away so i keep them in the dishwasher and keep washing them until we are out or we are using the baby spoons.

I blame Hollywood. If they casted more supermodels and fantastic looking people as cabbies we’d get that but instead they cast every repulsive gremlin anYd there we go

Hey cabbie give me a push!

Hottest part of the morning jamie saying putting her tounge in the middle of the ding dong

Hottest part of the morning jamie saying putting her tounge in the middle of the ding dong

SEAN! Do NOT say ur daughters weight on the air!

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Cesar chavez day I’d nxt thurs! I dno y the offices r closed

I was threatned by my ob with cps. As she found marijuana in my blood.

When I found out I was preg I was almost 14 weeks along.. Smoking weed, drinking daily.. I felt horrible.. Maybe if I wasnt so ffed up all the time I woulda known … Gosh this is terrible how ‘ok’ these people are saying it is.. It sad.

what a terrible mother to be its clear that shes too selfish to thing about her childs well being when you have childern your life is NOW about THEM! I mean there are a TON of bad mothers out there thats why the world is filled with LOSERS so go ahead bad mother Boo me for telling the truth go on booooooo yeah I can play along too! Shanon you fail at mom… ps stay out of the hot tub…

Andy. Why you being a d? Is it cuz you can’t give ur wife the d? Com’on son be nice.

What Andy is trying to say IS there are so many things that are damaging in this world that we can’t control, so the things that we can we should!

I smoke pot til I was 6 month pregnant it was the only way I could eat. My doctor okd it and she works at uc davis. My son is ok

I went with Shannon it was a blast!! She was loved by true gaga fans! Other were just haters! The concert was amazing and shannon had a blast!

of course trashy bad moms dont see anything wrong about being trashy bad moms…. just cause everyone agrees that the world is flat doesnt make it flat! its not the best environment for excepting mothers….. pot smoke, really really loud music, and the strong possiblity of a riot…. you moms suck! strighten up and fly right!

Still a ‘dr.’ point being.. theyre not right 100% of the time

I agree with Andy! Its 9mos, would u take ur newborn to a Monster Bash? Oh wait, that idiot prolly would…CPS where are u…lol

I absolutely think the vibration o the bass effects the pregnancy. I went to a concert at 6 months preggo and the next morning I started contractions and had the baby the following day

Wouldn’t the same be said for andy having sex again? It’s only a few months and for the health of the babies and he can do it again “next year”

She is lying, she did not ask her OB! Go Andy!

This girl is dumb, I’ve been to so many gaga concerts, pot is everywhere

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Did he ever say “Hey Jamie, let’s go make some whoopi!”

I saw a picture of you at Girls night out. I can’t decide if your lip injections are so worth it or a waste of $. You barely have any lips AFTER the injection!! Poor thing.

Ms. lips-​a-​lot and knob gobbler to the rescue… A new hope to stop the ring of fire…

Sugar shoes

Cpt. Plug a hole

Nancy boy

Pansy Andy

andy fancy feet!

Dandy Hawk!

So Andy cuts his toe hair but not his nose hair??

Twinkle toes. Or candy.

Andy. You and i need to go get a pedi. Just us guys.

Dj pillow-​biter!

The oddest pedicure I ever got was with my dad. Before you freek-​out, he is a a sucker for a foot rub AND loves hot Asian women!

Ambiguous Andy

Mani.Andy

Yeah, it has to be McDandy… Cause it has his name in it!

blimpie

andy peacock”

Tinkerbell

Andy the Buzz Plug

Gaylord Hawker

We can call andy, Grounded Andy cuz the dumbass went from not wanting kids to having twins….

Andy McGetnobooty

Momma andy

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Ratt & Roll Sean!

I’ll throw down a few for Andy. Adam (the garbage man)

sally mentos shld move u up 4 intrviews!!! tht wz really fun n cute w latya jackson

Hey Andy ur totally wrong those r pple that have too many problems they just look for anything to bitch about.

It irritates me when Jamie snorts when she laughs. No wait! I like it! I think it’s sexy! Lol!

I can see the promos now: “Jamie White: More embarrassing than a station wagon”

Thank you!!! I hate those stupid bright yellow cars!!!

The world should be in an open relationship. Any persons ages 18-​49 can bone anyother 18-​49 year old. Once youve hit 50 you choose one and stick with them.

Jamie do what you want. Just keep the dsl’s

I agree with jamie! I’m all for cheating but now I’m the other chick &I love it! No strings attached and can’t be a homewrecker if the home is already wrecked.

Great Jaime. You just converted me into a cheater. You make it sound sooo good!

Jamie is an adreneline junkie

I just passed a beat up 88 nissan truck with a huge nike swoosh on the back window

Sell his boots and buy him some shape-​ups

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Jamie. The other day my boyfriend hung up the phone looked at me and said “it was my mother in law”….. We aren’t married. He was talking to his ex wife’s mom. “mother in law”……..

Guess what? Pepsi has a new bottle completely made of plant material! I hope it’s quieter than the Sun Chips bag!

Great that probably means brad and jen are getting back together!

It’s okay Sean, I’ll share your snackies with you.

Thw monokini is where its at

Bald? I shave my head, ha ha but isnt that better then flock of seagals hair like jamies gat date

Jamie just drink all the time around Alexander. Then he’ll always to attractive.

Andy is the gay guy on the show since Ryan left.

Jamie? Self-​serving? Who woulda thought? Lol!

My sons father has 4 kids with 4 diff moms

Oh great! Now it’s going to be Mighty Ducks vs. Two And A Half Men!