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My perve of the day? Maryjean Ballner cat massage lady!

I think cat is just a euphemism!

I just did it right now! I dripped milk on the hardwood floor and instead of cleaning it, I encouraged my dog to lick it up! Ah ha!

We text r sons they live upstairs..lol

Lane bryant models are hot!

My daughtetr is 18 when I ask her to do the dishes she says she might as well get pregnant if she is going to take care of a house. I just want to smack her.

I dump my old contact lens solution on my bedroom floor instead of walking it to a garbage can or sink, tiolet.

I use the dryer to iron my clothes:-​)

I dont go outside to let the dog outta the kennel till jamie white is over. I know shes thirsty and needs to pee.

I hate putting the silverware away so i keep them in the dishwasher and keep washing them until we are out or we are using the baby spoons.

I blame Hollywood. If they casted more supermodels and fantastic looking people as cabbies we’d get that but instead they cast every repulsive gremlin anYd there we go

Hey cabbie give me a push!

Hottest part of the morning jamie saying putting her tounge in the middle of the ding dong

Hottest part of the morning jamie saying putting her tounge in the middle of the ding dong

SEAN! Do NOT say ur daughters weight on the air!