APRIL FOOLS TEXTS AT 65178

If you do breakfast like sean with no shirt then bacon cooking can be hazardous.

Jamie, your voice is so sexy please have my babies!

Did u know that Cayden was the name of the first openly gay amercian soldier.?

You all are hilarious today! hahahaha you make me laugh out loud..love brook the talker texter.

Can you please keep Sean talking about his life. The more he talks, the better I feel about my life!

Omg the morning show w/ “Lewis” was hysterical! You need 2 have him regularly, “A Day in the Life of Lewis.” I have one point though that I hope the pol

OMG. I just saw a license plate in Roseville that said “FSTPUMP”. Jersey Shore has ruined society! Adam ( the garbage man)

on facebook Starbucks is announcing baristas on scooters delivering coffee. They’re calling it Starbucks mobile pour …. I actually believed it for a minute!

I love your guys awesome, intelligent, hilarious, and seemingly flawless show…. APRIL FOOLS!

Best april 1 joke, wife sent a fake letter from TROJAN CONDOMS to my office telling me im to small to be the spoke person. Everybody in office was laughing

Wow, a woman finally got screwed over instead of a man…Rare

puke in my mouth everytime I see my ex! No way I could be friendly with him. He is an idiot!

The only people that pulled off being friends after a relationship were Jerry & Elaine on the show “Jerry Seinfeld”. This however was a fictional show

I had a chocolate shake yesterday and I think I tasted some radiation.