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Im a single mom, i taught him to wipe. He hates the drizzle anyway. He says mommy its wet!! his father hates that i taught him that

I told my son because us girls have to sit we have 2 wipe…just like when he goes #2 he wipes, since girls always sit, we always wipe. He seemed fine w that..

You guys are so hilarious! I missed my exit on the freeway i was so into your plane jokes!

Why is Jamie talking like Cartman this morning?

Guys should never ever ever shape their eyebrows!!!!!! Yuck…so not manly…eeeeeewe

Who are the complaining idiots anyhow? They should know by now that Sean is the one the posts, not Jamie. Tell them to stfu! -​ Scott in Roseville

Wait, Andy thinks you shouldn’t text lol but he’s perfectly fine getting a pedicure??? Hmmm ….

I’m a gay man and I wouldn’t know how to dress a little girl. She would look a mess. This is hilarious! -​Arvin