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just noticed that Jamie laughs like Bart Simpson

U guys should do a drunk show!

Bring Kayden in so he can drop the f bomb!

Who ordered the poo poo plater?

Umm… pooper scooper lol

For some reason bill cosbys pudding commercia just poped into my head…pudding pops will now not be eaten! neither will tootsie pops

Finger licking good! Did she get original or crispy?

What youre seeing is the only way to smuggle peanuts into an airplane nowadays.

Smoking drops you at least 2 points

Jamie, you are so funny and your voice is so sexy…I dream of making you my future exwife.

That voice disguiser is more annoying than fun size’s laugh!

OMG JAMIE!!! that damn champer damper song was stuck in my head all day yesterday and I dont even like cats.

Jamie’s relatable? Ha! She’s in a league of her own!