TEXT JAMIE AT 65178

U guys are stupid today

Just make it simple, call them kissing cousins!

My cuzin is getting married to my wifes cuzin.

Omfg one of my friends does that too. But she’s a chick and says it’s too hard to take her suit off. Shell just stand on the patio and pees herself

Brown trout

Note to self never get in the pool wit Jamie

Juan in a million stories…

Its the Wan-​der years…

Breaking News 9-​Jwan-​Jwan

I got so mad at my husband that i threw all of my shot classes on the floor. they were mine! Nothing of his. I broke mine!

The woman who died last year by getting trapped in her ex’s chimney (trying to break into his house) was a doctor! Smart people…

Going gay when drinking is called LT. Lesbian tendencies

Its liquid speed lol. And i listen to yor show regularly and think you (JAMIE) suffer from ADOS (ATTENTION DEFFICET OH SHINNY) Love you guys, dont change