TEXT THE MALOOFS AT 65178

Did you ever think that your friend isn’t calling back because you only have the intern call and never pick up the phone yourself?

The gun would weigh more than Dave.

If wuan wants to sell out to Jamie and eat taco bell then have Jamie eat some real Mexican food and make sure extra spicy

What if ALL the Charlie Sheen intern reject letters said “you are #51???”. I bet the intern will be a hot chick.

I didn’t know lady gaga fell off her piano..

Was drunken vodka I-​WORK-​W/-​KIDS chick for real??? That is so sad and even more SCAREY AS ALL HELL. U need to find where she ”manages” kids!!!

She must have tiger’s blood

Juan-​065 the Buzz…. Sorry listening to Intern Juan jokes from Tuesday

Ever notice that ding dongs taste the same as ho hos?