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Cesar chavez day I’d nxt thurs! I dno y the offices r closed

I was threatned by my ob with cps. As she found marijuana in my blood.

When I found out I was preg I was almost 14 weeks along.. Smoking weed, drinking daily.. I felt horrible.. Maybe if I wasnt so ffed up all the time I woulda known … Gosh this is terrible how ‘ok’ these people are saying it is.. It sad.

what a terrible mother to be its clear that shes too selfish to thing about her childs well being when you have childern your life is NOW about THEM! I mean there are a TON of bad mothers out there thats why the world is filled with LOSERS so go ahead bad mother Boo me for telling the truth go on booooooo yeah I can play along too! Shanon you fail at mom… ps stay out of the hot tub…

Andy. Why you being a d? Is it cuz you can’t give ur wife the d? Com’on son be nice.

What Andy is trying to say IS there are so many things that are damaging in this world that we can’t control, so the things that we can we should!

I smoke pot til I was 6 month pregnant it was the only way I could eat. My doctor okd it and she works at uc davis. My son is ok

I went with Shannon it was a blast!! She was loved by true gaga fans! Other were just haters! The concert was amazing and shannon had a blast!

of course trashy bad moms dont see anything wrong about being trashy bad moms…. just cause everyone agrees that the world is flat doesnt make it flat! its not the best environment for excepting mothers….. pot smoke, really really loud music, and the strong possiblity of a riot…. you moms suck! strighten up and fly right!

Still a ‘dr.’ point being.. theyre not right 100% of the time

I agree with Andy! Its 9mos, would u take ur newborn to a Monster Bash? Oh wait, that idiot prolly would…CPS where are u…lol

I absolutely think the vibration o the bass effects the pregnancy. I went to a concert at 6 months preggo and the next morning I started contractions and had the baby the following day

Wouldn’t the same be said for andy having sex again? It’s only a few months and for the health of the babies and he can do it again “next year”

She is lying, she did not ask her OB! Go Andy!

This girl is dumb, I’ve been to so many gaga concerts, pot is everywhere

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Did he ever say “Hey Jamie, let’s go make some whoopi!”

I saw a picture of you at Girls night out. I can’t decide if your lip injections are so worth it or a waste of $. You barely have any lips AFTER the injection!! Poor thing.

Ms. lips-​a-​lot and knob gobbler to the rescue… A new hope to stop the ring of fire…

Sugar shoes

Cpt. Plug a hole

Nancy boy

Pansy Andy

andy fancy feet!

Dandy Hawk!

So Andy cuts his toe hair but not his nose hair??

Twinkle toes. Or candy.

Andy. You and i need to go get a pedi. Just us guys.

Dj pillow-​biter!

The oddest pedicure I ever got was with my dad. Before you freek-​out, he is a a sucker for a foot rub AND loves hot Asian women!

Ambiguous Andy

Mani.Andy

Yeah, it has to be McDandy… Cause it has his name in it!

blimpie

andy peacock”

Tinkerbell

Andy the Buzz Plug

Gaylord Hawker

We can call andy, Grounded Andy cuz the dumbass went from not wanting kids to having twins….

Andy McGetnobooty

Momma andy

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Ratt & Roll Sean!

I’ll throw down a few for Andy. Adam (the garbage man)

sally mentos shld move u up 4 intrviews!!! tht wz really fun n cute w latya jackson

Hey Andy ur totally wrong those r pple that have too many problems they just look for anything to bitch about.

It irritates me when Jamie snorts when she laughs. No wait! I like it! I think it’s sexy! Lol!

I can see the promos now: “Jamie White: More embarrassing than a station wagon”

Thank you!!! I hate those stupid bright yellow cars!!!

The world should be in an open relationship. Any persons ages 18-​49 can bone anyother 18-​49 year old. Once youve hit 50 you choose one and stick with them.

Jamie do what you want. Just keep the dsl’s

I agree with jamie! I’m all for cheating but now I’m the other chick &I love it! No strings attached and can’t be a homewrecker if the home is already wrecked.

Great Jaime. You just converted me into a cheater. You make it sound sooo good!

Jamie is an adreneline junkie

I just passed a beat up 88 nissan truck with a huge nike swoosh on the back window

Sell his boots and buy him some shape-​ups

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Jamie. The other day my boyfriend hung up the phone looked at me and said “it was my mother in law”….. We aren’t married. He was talking to his ex wife’s mom. “mother in law”……..

Guess what? Pepsi has a new bottle completely made of plant material! I hope it’s quieter than the Sun Chips bag!

Great that probably means brad and jen are getting back together!

It’s okay Sean, I’ll share your snackies with you.

Thw monokini is where its at

Bald? I shave my head, ha ha but isnt that better then flock of seagals hair like jamies gat date

Jamie just drink all the time around Alexander. Then he’ll always to attractive.

Andy is the gay guy on the show since Ryan left.

Jamie? Self-​serving? Who woulda thought? Lol!

My sons father has 4 kids with 4 diff moms

Oh great! Now it’s going to be Mighty Ducks vs. Two And A Half Men!

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the McPub…thats freaking hilarious!!

They need to change the warning to if ur erection lasts myre than 4hr u need a new girl

Is jamie having a STROKE??????

Speaking bout public restrm. My 3 yr son asked if i had a ding dong… Omg what an embarrassment.

Why do couples say we’re pregnant, it sounds so stupid. It either I’m pregnant or my wife/girlfriend is pregnant. What retard came up with that phrase anyway?

Kayden bros before hoes, riley

listen to SEAN! Andy doesnt even have kids yet!

Andy is gay today.

Jamie what is up with the show today. It is all about u. The guys are soo far up your ass. Stop coughing on the air nasty.

Can I get this girls #, I luv stupid women

Jamie sounds like Snooki this morning.

I finally get guts to call into your show. And I STUTTER. On a bus. I stutter. Ahhhh this is why only adults should call in. ~)eSS

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Its the female orgasn that’s the myth, jay and silent bob.

Your show is therapy you crack me up I just love you.

Therapy changed my life…my now ex-​husband slept with our marriage counselor

All woman are bi-​polar… look how a woman can go from what extreme(attitude) to another…….. jamie…. lol

“Get busy living or get busy dying”

So she said rectum damn near killed em, Black sheep

Therapy, I learned that I wasted a TON of money!

I think I’m going to have to go to therapy after listening to your show

Jamie u r a funny chic

Jamie, next time add a shot of Bacardi lime rum in your michelob ultra!

Seans a douche bag. And he wonders why his kid is awkward in relationships and nerdy. Chill out man.

my boyfriend is a nerd&cute. Was validvictorian. Lost his virginity to me at 26 he was raised the same way, to respect… He is the best guy i’ve ever met…

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My boyfriend said he attempted to send me flowers and it’s ftd’s fault that I didn’t get them. Then takes me to dinner at Mongolian BBQ. Comes home to paass out on the couch watching family guy. went to bed by 9:30. REALLY??

I work at a grocery store and yesterdays customers were 90 percent guys buying last minute cards and chocolates! Really?

My wife and I put the kids to bed, took a shower together got into bed naked -​ then she just crashed…I ended up laying in bed and watching Shutter Island with my snoring wife next to me…

I think Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan should hook up. They’d be together 24/7. At home and in rehab….

Lmao Jaime ur the best. “live you stupid bitch!”

Why r all these dumb chicks crying over valentines day? It’s not their bday or Xmas. Pathetic. Lol

In 29 years I never got a valentine. Not even really at school either. I know I’m a major loser, lol.

Gaga for sure but hey Andy I alwAys thought Michael and latoya were the same person.

Jamie, do u realize tht u snort.

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My partner doesn’t “do” not only valentines day, but all other holidays. At xmas I do all the shopping for her family.

I’m a fun size fan!Adam ( the Rsvl Garbage Man)

Crime scene sex for Fun Size this Valentines Day!

I wish it was andy’s mic that wasn’t working.

i like th shows tht goes haywire like 2day!!!

Jamie, if you havnt noticed, MOST women who give up on themselves and their men (shoes, body, sexy clothes) are now single. Wouldn’t you say?

Jamie have u informed him that his sex life will be non existing specially with twins poor guy

I am very disapointed!!! As a single girl I was looking forward to your show being the only place that love would NOT be shoved down my throat today!

I knew she was the one when after a month of dating I found out she was a swinger also

Roses are red violets are blue, so give me a chance to get in your pants!

Maybe fun size is super fun size below the belt!!

Happy valentines day jamie. Your hott

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Omg,Andy! You can work it out! Get the paper towel ready before you wash, then turn off faucet with towel!

Fun size is just freaking out cause he could fit in the drain

Hahaha.. atta a boy! i had an ex that claimed she liked putting A-​1 on her ’steak’ before consuming.. but never proved it…. hooker!

Yeasty, fishy analogies aren’t very good for this situation, Jamie!-​ Scott in Roseville

I had sex in the middle of a crowded yard at sac county jail visitors center some people realized what we were doing and cheered for us

I know about lot lizzaards , do u need a number?

Grandma and aunt in sofa bed sleeping my boyfriend and I in sleeping bags underneath and they never woke up….

I saw my sister sitting on some big guys lap. In church….wait, worse things happen at churches, carry on with the other texts and stuff.

That “flood” 5 or 6 years ago is called a tsunami. That bitch is drama. Listen to her know it all voice! Eriks law I’m shooting Eve first

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Assburgers fitshow i picture shawn as the chef from the food network mario batali with orange crocks but now added assburgers

What the eff is wrong with Sean? He loves Bieber and collects VW Bug models?!

My cousin was cuter than me and my mom fell all over her and ignored me

I grew up with 3 older sisters and barbies.. i had my GIjoes kick kens ass and take barbie.

(I saw my now ex riding in a car with whom used to be a good friend. I made a u turn, followed them, when they stopped at a light i was behind them, i got out of my car, ran to her driver side and snatched her by the hair through the window haha, he just sat there haha! That was the end of that.

My boyfriend’s exwife threw a cleaver at him when she caught him looking at porn and accused him of having an affair with all of the girls he was looking at

You need the servise of blowing ur nose.