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Rejected reality show contestant

The justin bieber bobblehead on my dashboard!

When I think Intern Sean, I think I’m listening to Justin Bieber’s future.

I think of that loud, obnoxious, Muffler-​less vehicle and his wife picture-​texting jamie repeatedly

Herpes

When I think of Intern Shawn, I think of the renditions of Green Day’s “Good Riddance” he does close to 10 AM, which is called, “TaDah.” This is Mike Barnbaum.

Beeker from the Muppets

Jessica simpsons twin brother…and needs to be banana slapped asap.

A starving musician with a POS car.

Zero to 60 in 3mins! Thats what i think of when i think of intern sean! -​~Ms. Adriane~

When I think of intern shawn.. I think of jamies biotch.. sorry intern shawn

His messed up teeth!

Crocs and cankles

Valtrex

Santa with croc’s on!

smoked to much dope

big and cuddly man bear

Crockman 0goes holywood with his new teeth!!

Douche…..but a cool douche

Cheap labor

King of Quens guy.

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Justin Bieber: the nicorette of lesbianism

Khloe is my ex’s fav too. I’m curvy too so that’s how he likes his girls

Eww only $50 hookers. Nasty. Oh how I love them whores n for the avg guy to pay less than $150 for 30min is super scary. Just sayin. Lol

People are so diirty. Im never having sex again.

My husband got me a talking farting bear with an australian accent. Hw thought i would like it because my family is from australia.

l saw an older interview where charlie sheen “l dont pay women for sex. l can get women to have sex with me no problem. l pay them to leave after we’re done”.

I just asked a fat person passing me on the street if they had their tonsils out and they said yes

I have my tonsils and im fat…. Wats my excuse? :-​)

I always find it interesting when people say they cant follow your show or u refer to it as add radio……i must have add too because i always follow right along! Ha!

I once went to a holiday party and realized halfway through it that my shoes were not a matching pair. One black, one brown.

Lol. In San Francisco there was a homeless guy holding up a sign that said “Need money for shotgun shells… Zombies took my family”

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Think ill get a snuggy for my husky cause i doubt his fur is thick enough lol

Jamie u can’t really laugh at the animal accessories, didn’t u sell cat hats?

I feel amazingly gay for knowing this but it’s “Rock Your Body”

Jamie i built a custom truck with my son when he was 16 he got in trouble in scl i sold the truck he was pissed hes 20 now and says dad that was smartest thing you ever did.

My daughter threw a fit one time at walmart when she was four. My husband threw himself on the ground and kicked and screamed like she was doing and shegot so embarrassed she got up, stopped and never did it again

Our friends make their kids do squats and pushups for discipline. Its funny when we call and the little girl picks up the phone crying saying, “im doingpushups and squats.”. She’ll probably never want to workout in her adult life !

Tom has a ground hog puppet

Isn’t the mom cave in her pants?

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Hello charlie sheen here i need that room ur giving away!

My husband works a 9/80 schedule. He totally takes our 2 year old son to daycare on his Fridays off so he can go Hunting. What the hell!

My friend that cuts my hair husband hasn’t given her sex in over 8 years

Make my toes curl for that girl on the screen.

U guys r making it sound like 50 lbs is no big deal. She gained 50 lbs…! That’s prolly y he’s never home

Come on jamie? No dude would go four years without havin sex with his wife. I can’t even go aweek without wanting to have sex with my wife.

5′4″ 275lbs? That’s why he isn’t having sex, plain and simple. Gaining 50lbs is A LOT! If she wants to keep lying to herself maybe he is gay now

Charlie Sheen has pickled his body, he will live forever.

I think ne will break the life coach and turn him into a coke head

Andy’s making up stuff Its a sex demon

My MIL told me shs hates me so much that as soon as my kids are old enough to remind her of me she is moving out of California.

Do you drink this early? Its cool and all, butt take it down a notch J, you sound drunk!! I mean its not even 7 am!

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I work in olivehurst… good to know i might blow up!

Even better, parents are drunk upstairs and kids are doing it in the basement…omg

Shawn is on a parenting vacation at the river denile

I have pleasured a girlfriend in the back of her parent’s car and they thought we were both dead asleep

There’s a very easy way to tell if a teenager is lying…. Their mouth is open.

lets call th intern GRAMPY SHAWN

Umm, Andy said the horse guy is broken and last week he said that women who don’t want kids are broken…. Is he comparing me to the horse boner?! Not ok

The worst status was “…wondering how I’m going to fit all this thanksgiving into size zero jeans.”

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Andy is ALL talk. Can’t wai to see what he is like after those babies are born. He has no idea

Hi jamie, not to be an ass but why do you always say across with a T in it? It drives me a little crazy. It sounds like acrost.

Hahaha!! Jamie White Show gets her news in cereal boxes, wait, crackerJax box? Alien syndrome? I have it too, can’t help touching women’s breastsis!

When life gives you douchebags… make Jersey Shore.

Now j has a problem with tattoos? Or strippers with words? By the way, do the words change to different words due to age and sagging?

Embarrassing as it is I’ve not only once but repeatedly dropped or had my phone dropped in the toilet lol regular warranties don’t cover water damage and they h

My mom was dating a 19yr old when she was 34. He was only 8 yrs older than me. Yuuuuk. He was nasty

U guys can’t talk about not beating people up then play coolios gangstas paradise!! I’m at work and now all I wanna do is beat someone up! Lol

Has Jamie learned to pee standing up yet? Haha

We watch jersery shore same reason we listen to ur show ….we don’t know why!

Jamie, kick your coworkers in the butt wake em up!!!

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I’m embarrassed for andy and his water breaking. That’s NOT normal at ALL. Wow, looks like j has the most respect, that’s sad to say.

every single girl that went to a jesuit dance in the mid 90’s is now wondering if they danced with a goofy guy that may have broke his water on her dress.

My friends husband got pissed she was cheating and threw all her clothes on the lawn and drove the car back and forth over them

I take back anything bad I’ve said about sean and his wife..just from that clip of the car reving, she and him are awesome! Leave them alone!

Hey Shawn, you need to change your shirt, those whip lashes are bleeding through!

There are nutjobs in every sect of religion, us Catholics are just more interesting to talk about.

Really Jamie? Really? You go from Jesus to poop?

Imagine the dirty talk! “Oh yeah daddy, cast that spell!”

Call it Andyland!! In the clouds and foggy fairy taleish!!

I’d be married if the state allowed it.

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Jamie if giving and receiving Makes you gay then r u a bi sexual?? Lol Love your show!

Andy sounds so gay when he says “we’re sisters”

The 1 guy who knows the truth about aikman is the center from the cowboxs i think he just figured out why they never did shotgun smaps,trashman

All your callers must be smoking something. As the wife I’d be uncomfortable if I was the only guest there amongst the employees.

Seinfeld reference: intern Shawn is a sidler.

His balls r in her purse… Thats y he goes w her everywhere.

I completely agree with jamie, andy and funsize. I love fluffy sean but hes got some big ass balls if he thinks he can invite a +1 to ANY/ALL events, espa work event. I hate when ppl feel so entitled!

Is intern shawn growing a vagina?

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I stay away from bisexuals for this reason… TOO MUCH COMPETITION! I cant compete with a woman’s offers and she can’t mine…. Very unfair odds!

I just want you guys to know that your ignorance and childishness around the topic of bisexuality this morning was disgraceful

Think i threw up in my mouth a little

Sometimes you gotta call a spade a spade. Krista is a walking 2 hour Maury special

3 bisexuals in one household…..PAAAAAAAAARTAAAAAY!!

Once puberty hits, nothing good can come from a sleep over.

Oh what a surprise, she doesn’t like some superficial thing on someone she’s never met. Can’t wait for her to come back from the date and share all the t

My younger sister came out as bisexual at age 13. We all thought it was a phase. Now at 19 she’s gay. It’s always been hard believing if girls were just friends

God u guys r freakn killing me this morning, freakn hilarious i Loveeee it omg! I just had a baby 6 mths ago and i traded my 2 door g35 coupe for a lexus is350

My wife is freakin hot and she drives a mini van.

Porn is andy’s hobby

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Thanks for giving all of us over 40 with bangs a complex! Happy Tuesday

Oh my god! I’m listening to you guys in my office on my iPhone and knocked it off my desk which pulled the headphone plug out just as Jamie was yelling its time for a tampon!

XOh my God!!! U guys are killing me!!! I’m sitting in a doctors office and I just bursted into laughter bc of the tampon talk. And everyone just looked atme. I had to apologize.

Aw u will lose ur man cave sorry Andy Stock up on tampons and midol

Omg, my hubby told me if we had girls he prob use twisty ties to tie our girls hair…

You better save your money, buddy. Lots of prom dresses and shoes…

My husband decided to tell me he likes wearing diapers and acting like a baby

There’s an app for that only bugs those that can not get the app. Stop being so damn cheap and get an iPhone already!!!!!

Did Intern Sean accidentally step in some uranium, or is it just the shirt that’s glowing?